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Holy grail of all jobs

The key to a ghost job is inside the holy grail. outside the cave where indiana jones killed the nazis in indiana jones and the last crusade is the holy grail (Here is why the nazi's wanted the chest..supposedly Hitler wanted it). Inside the golden chest there is a white sheet, the main ingredient in the Geej. This sheet is a Ghost hunters main weapon in order to become a ghost buster and the picture evidence to not be a Danny Phantom, (poser). But the holy grail of all jobs is the ghost job.
God: I Place Thy sheet into the holy grail, so that a lucky ghost hunter can ghost bust a ho. This Job is the holy grail of all jobs. I here by send thy chest down onto the Earth.

The holy grail, holding the sacred sheet has not been found.
by Dr. Cock pHD. December 27, 2011
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Jobstown

A place in West Tallaght - Dublin, Ireland that is well known for drug deals, stabbings and drive by shootings.
Tallaght is a really nice place if you pretend that Jobstown doesn't exist.
by Any Hash? June 18, 2016
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They Took Our Jobs!

Phrase of outcry created by South Park in response to the influx of immigrants stealing American jobs.
"I lost my job as a delivery man because those goobacks came in and did the same work for less, THEY TOOK OUR JOBS!"
by Bob April 29, 2004
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anal jousting butt pirate

adj; A person (man) who likes to ram other men in the anal cavity with their erect penis.
by WhiteyMcLC June 19, 2006
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Croatian Flesh Joust

A sexual act which involves a male and a female, completely naked. They begin on opposite sides of a room and begin to run towards each other at top speed while they simultaneously leap into the air and spread their legs which then the male attempts to penetrate his ding dong into the female crevis. If performed perfectly (rarely happens), then the Croatian Flesh Joust is a unimaginable sensation.
I went to the bar last night and picked up some chick who was totally wasted. I was feeling risky so I decided to try the Croatian Flesh Joust on this girl, i miserably failed and now my ding dong has been hurting for the past two weeks... Never again.
by Croatian1111 January 23, 2014
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Cockblocked by Steve Jobs

The act or reactive measure when the opposite sex makes eye-contact with you and then proceeds to plug in their iPod as a defense mechanism to prevent you from making a move on them.
Josh: I saw this girl on the bus and was going to hit on her, then she busted out her iPod.

Sam: Aw man, you got cockblocked by Steve Jobs
by FreshPrince369 February 27, 2009
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Jousma

A group of people who know how to have a good time, but can be a little too much to handle if you can't keep up
Those Jousma's kept me up all night!!!
by Oh Yes! April 11, 2009
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