jort

Jorts are a short word for Jean Shorts

Dude, why are you wearing jorts? You look like a douche.

by Quincy Morris March 14, 2008

Jorts

a combination of the words "jean" and "shorts" used to describe the hideous attire, usually sported by NASCAR afficianados and men over 40. Sometimes Jorts are accessorized with a lovely cellphone belt clip and a braided leather belt, but not always. Sometimes the Jorts wearer lets the Jorts speak for themselves.

While at a baseball game, I noticed a plethora of adult males with no shirts on, drinking copious amounts of beer while proudly wearing Jorts.

by Kelly June 16, 2006

Jorts

Jeans that have now become shorts...hence jeans+shorts=jorts

Daaamn son, those are some nice jorts.

by iismokerocks September 01, 2010

JORt

The name of an infamous gang who terrorise north London (England). Their motives are unknown, but they are standard super badass. It is thought that NW5 and N20 is their endz, they will sheef up all your friends- don't mess.

guy1: Shit, dude, did you hear another guy got messed up by that JORt gang?

guy2: Fuck, dude, im kicking out of here now, i don't wanna die.

by RtothaC May 12, 2009

Jorts

Accepted nickname of New York Knicks and former Kentucky Wildcats basketball player Josh Harrellson. The nickname was coined by Matt Jones of Kentucky Sports Radio. Josh Harrellson is very fond of jean shorts (jorts) and openly embraces the nickname.

Jorts had a really good game last night. He rebounded and shot the 3 really well.

by Waitin' on 8 January 13, 2012

Jorts

Jean Shorts. The two words combined make Jorts. They are usually worn by kids, or by your crazy moustached uncle who likes to wrestle with you.

Jacob wore his jorts so he could wrestle with his nephew.

by TheFiend138 April 21, 2015

Jort

A “fat Asian and midget”

“That kid is such a jort”
“you are a fucking jort”

by Your average person420 May 08, 2023