jordaned

To pull a sick move on someone while on the basketball court, such as a turnaround fadeaway or breaking someones ankles then throwing it down.

Damn dude, he just jordaned your ass.

by Nandizzle November 8, 2005

jordangrandee

Madison Beer's 2nd account

jordangrandee
"It's jordan aka madison"

by Fad69 October 10, 2020

jordanhead

People who have their jordans #1 in their life. They own a bunch of them and do anything just to keep 'em nice'n clean.

Jasons' closet is full of nothing but jordans. He a jordanhead.

by CANDyfkNBABy23 December 23, 2009

Jordanne Bennett

Is the most perfect girl ever. She is so beautiful. I would run to the moutains and back to see her face. She is Beaugeous.

if you arnt Jordanne Bennett, you suck

by Im me and not you November 21, 2010

Jordaned

One who breaks fucking EVERYTHING! i mean, seriously, WOW, he breaks a lot of friggin stuff. like door knobs and car windshields and stair cases.

dude, you Jordaned my fuckin door! AGAIN!

by cnelsngmfi March 2, 2009

Jordaneske

To have a performance, most commonly on the basketball court, that is very amazing and in turn reminds one of Michael Jordan.

Two men are playing basketball and one pulls off an awesome dunk to cap off a 60 point game.
"Dawg you were playing jordaneske! Those skills were crazy!"

by Cody Ridge July 12, 2007

Jordanette

A wet willy

OMG your such a Jordanette!

by Marry Burgess January 13, 2009