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Hoober Joober

Like a zombie but faster, smarter and they live in the forests or underground. The term is used to describe when you are so scared in the wilderness that you start to think that actual half beast half human zombie creatures are going to prey upon you and your companions.
Have you seen The Descent? Yea that was like the best portrayal of a hoober joober ever.
by ZetaS September 6, 2009
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Joggers nipple

To recieve a short term iritation to the nipples by rubbing on material or carpets!
Joggers nipple he took me from behind in the lexus and my nips rubbed so much on the seat I got joggers nipple, twat dot com!
by sever room ho January 20, 2009
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Judgement Joggers

Taking a pair of joggers, tying a noose around the drawstring, noosing the shaft of your penis, and fucking your partner executioner style.
Bro, I used some Judgement Joggers last night and my dick turned blue.
by Gaping Gallows February 28, 2020
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Resolution Jogger

One that is easily spotted as having very clean and flashy running apparel. These people have made a new years resolution to jog and lose wait. Sadly 20% will remain after a 2 week period because well, they can always jog tomorrow
Person 1: Woah look at the guy! Is he actually jogging in Edd Hardy athletic suit?
Person 2: That my friend is what we call a resolution jogger at it's finest.
by NAAGP January 13, 2010
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Jogger Pants

Basically a pair of pants with the bottoms made like elastic.There are two types of jogger pants
Jeans:These are like regular pants but with elastic bottoms.Mostly worn khaki style by African Anerican males

Sweatpant:These are like a sweatshirt for your legs.The bottoms of these are exactly made how the cuffs of your sweatshirt are made.These i prefer more because they have dope designs and patterns and they remind me of those pants teens used to wear back in the Early 90s such as Fresh Prince or Saved by the Bell
"Bro did u see those sick tribal print sweatpants at rue21"

"Nah,those arent sweatpants theyre joggers, but im really diggin those jogger pants that have 90s Nickelodeon cartoons on it
by Broski400 February 15, 2015
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joggercock

bulge in crotch area attained by wearing tight fitting lower body clothing, such as spandex or "tighty whiteys"
I like wearing spandex to show off my joggercock to the ladies.
by Saffronic March 27, 2009
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jesus joggers

by Bigj February 23, 2005
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