Platty Joobs

The true name for the Queen's Platinum Jubilee.

This year is the Queen's Platty Joobs. Rule Britannia, keep Andrew out of sight.

by DefinitelyRobbie May 30, 2022

Joban

Very strong, but very sensitive. He puts his freinds welbeing over his

Oh what Joban

by 56657gf August 30, 2018

Jobany

He might be annoying but he cares a lot for the people that are with him he might be an asshole that screams and doesn’t care for anyone but himself ... he’s a great leader figure and he tries to make people happy when he can’t make himself happy tries his best make everyone around him happy and joyful he gives you advice when you need it and he is a shoulder when you need one

Jobany is such an ass

by Xxx_lil69bli_xxx June 4, 2018

jobag

Another word for a condom.

"Here love throw that jobag on me, I'm gonna fire it up your hoop tonight."

by AngryCabbage February 26, 2008

Jooblet

a jooblet is the small bit of jobby that gets rejected by the rest and is left to be just a little dollop on its own.
or

a jooblet is the aftermath of dangleberrys when one of the bits fall off

"OH MY GOD SOMEONE TOTALLY MISSED THE TOILET AND LEFT A JOOBLET ON THE FLOOR!!"

"oh my your dangleberrys are so bad the jooblets are dropping from the ass hairs"

by camille face like jooblets May 3, 2009

Jombathan

Garfield from the show, comics and movies attempting to pronounce Jonathan after suffering brain cancer

Garfield: Jombathan, I require lunchon
Jon: Garfunkle, please, release me from this hell hole known as the kitchen.

by Beefaroni_Salesman November 28, 2022

Joonatan

Joonatan is a very special person he is handsome, Athletic and he is packing something big. He loves sports, infact thats the only thing he talks about.

He loves laughing and making jokes. He is never sad on the outside even tho he might be destroyed on the inside. He loves dogs and animals.
Also known to be a big fuckboy and confident person.

-That guy is hella smooth with talking to girls
-Ye its a Joonatan.

by Whereismydad October 22, 2018