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mother joner

Substitute for "mother fucker" at times when the latter may seem overused or too expected. Works best when juxtaposed with at least one word of improper English. Usually heard spoken by Burger King night porters, Borders employees and bus drivers.
I just mopped the whole dining room...I'm tireder than a "mother joner"
by Mark J-Rok December 24, 2008
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Joner

A Term used to describe the Boner of a Jonas Brother.
"God Joe must have been really happy at the concert. He had a huge Joner" "Well he's surrounded by tons of beautiful girls"
by Meggy1010 July 3, 2008
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Joner

Joe Jonas's boner!!!!!
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Joner

A VERY happy Jonas. Joe loves to sing... a lot.
Is that a banana in you're pocket or do you have a Joner?
by jhwvfujsefguif October 14, 2008
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jongering

by The Monopoly Guy March 24, 2003
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Joey Jonderson

Joey Jonderson is a leader for a large group that goes by Joey Corp. He is an insane man that is know for IED attacks and raids on the popular game Garry's mod.
Joey Jonderson is a very insane man right?
by Jerry Box September 8, 2022
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Joner (Essex Version)

This word has two meanings:

1. To be on one's own, friendless.
2. To want to marry someone.

This was defined especially for Rosie McCallum, she's cool :)
1. You didn't reply on the facebook post! Now I look like a Joner.
2. "Joner ." "I do."

No-one knows if these are correct, except from Rosie herself, seeing as she made up Joner (Essex Version)
by ROOOWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN. September 5, 2009
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