Jonkey day

Jonkey day is the most awesome day of the year for the most awesome person because he’s a goat a legend.
JONKEY DAY WOOOOOOOOO

Person 1 - Bro today is jonkey day

Person 2- FUCK YEAH IT IS WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

by Jonkey monkey # 1 fan September 5, 2021

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jonken

adjective used to decribe an act of pure genius

"Dude, that combo marker is fuckin jonken!"

by Jorges Busch October 9, 2005

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Bajonk-a-jonkers

Female Breasts, fun bags, etc.

Lemme fondle them bajonk-a-jonkers

by Brett G May 31, 2004

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Jongler

Means something very good; awesome; "the best".
Originally - from the French word 'jongleur' (juggler).

This new console game is jongler!
or
This is a jongler idea!

by Yaron March 22, 2005

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not to be confused with the perverted definitions placed before this hilarious word was invented, it officially means

The movement of the male anatomy (AKA; the penis) by an external force
(ie: wind, hand, body movement, the act of masturbation, erection)
to flop up and down excitedly

When the person ran with boxers in gym shorts, his weenis jongled uncontrolablly

by someone out there is gonna get me October 12, 2006

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jinkle

v. To allow the back end of your skateboard, snowboard, car, or other conveyance, to wobble before re-gaining control.

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Dude! Nice jinkle. I thought you were headed for an awesome skatemark but you drug it down.

I am a great skate. Really great.

by gnostic 1 January 19, 2013

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