keep up with the Joneses

Basically, it's an expression used to symbolize jealousy across the neighborhood and the need to keep up with each other. It's usually just technology, but the subject can be changed to lawnmowers, cars, etc.

Sometime in 2001...
Joseph: Dad! May I have the PS2?
Dad: No, you still have your Nintendo 64, right?
Joseph: It can play DVD's.
Dad: Okay, be prepared, I'll drive you to the Best Buy.
Dad, this time on his mind: I'll have to keep up with the Joneses!

by ilikeguns:) November 10, 2020

Josiesexual

Josiesexual is when you have a Sexual attraction towards Josie regardless of their sex or gender

Omg look Hope is having sex dreams over Josie again, she has too be Josiesexual

by Josie simp 😏 December 29, 2020

Jodiesexual

People who are attracted to Jodie Comer

Parents: Are you bisexual

Me: No I’m Jodiesexual

by Villanelle January 4, 2021

joneser

a person that needs, wants, and takes everything all the time.

He just borrowed twenty dollars, what a joneser.

by Will August 19, 2003

joneses

longing for a place or desire for a type of food. Missing something

I've got the Joneses for fried chicken
I've got the Joneses for New York

by cheryl August 20, 2003

bridget joneses

Big full-coverage women's underpants

The wind blew up my skirt, but at least I had on my bridget joneses

by Gillygate September 12, 2008

jonnese

A loving caring young woman who get hurt by many but never shows her emotions. This young lady have a lot of boys who wants her but she only focus on that one. She is very helpful and very energized and playful. She Is not a fighter but she will fight if she have too .

Jonnese gave me a chocolate chip cookie.

by Ghyrwv June 18, 2014