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Jookie Spore

1. Mildew-like material that when socialized with humans, can lead to strange symptoms such as sweating at the site of raw shellfish, feeling the need to go swimming after eating a hot dog, or bowel movements at the thought of not seeing your grandmother for over two years.

Some rare symptoms are:
1. Public Urination after seeing a PG-13 movie.
2. Staring thoughtlessly into rotting pumpkins (seasonal illness)
3. Feeling of great remorse or feelings of hardship after slipping one sandal on instead of both at the same time.
4. Intense cravings for blueberries after minutes of using an electric nose shaver.

Once infected with Jookie Spores, symptoms may be instantly apparent, whilst some people never show symptoms. Many hereditary characteristics come to play when showing the physical or mental affects of the spore.

Scientists at the West Virginia Medical Institute have yet to come to a valid conclusion of how Jookie Spores were created, and thus have not found a cure once caught. Speculation shows that one man had sexual intercourse with themself (hermaphrodite), which led to an ejaculate with may have contained Jookie Spore membranes. The person to be "speculated," has been identified as a man/woman named Nicholas Renyer, but this information is yet to be correctly proven.

Since 2004, teens across the Mid-West (USA) have been harvesting and collecting these spores in powder-like variations, to be used for recreational means. Not much is known about "Juke Dust," but doctors and scientists alike both highly recommend not using this compound substance, for long-term affects could lead to lethal consequences.
Doctor: "hmm.... looks like you may have gotten Jookie Spores..."
Patient: "all I know is that this shirt is making me want to watch Robo-Cop."
Doctor: "nurse, come in; looks like this is a serious dose."
by Twizzle1337 January 11, 2008
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jook city

another name for the greater tampa bay area.
ey im off North B. and Main in dat jook city!
by dat chico July 7, 2008
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JoMo Sapiens

The name of the fan club of professional wrestler John Morrison. The name was chosen by fans on Twitter, as the previous name "MoFos" was deemed "not PG"
Example: Zack Ryder's dad.
JoMo Sapiens. We're gonna eat your lunch.
by TheBigOsJuiceMan November 23, 2011
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JOMONTEER

Background : The word Jomonteer was developed by a nonprofit organization in Nigeria, Volunteer Better.

It was coined from the phrase, 'Jack of all trades, master of none' and the word 'Volunteer'

A Jomonteer is a volunteer who volunteers for any and every volunteering opportunity without considering it's alignment with his or her goals.
Jomonteer - Noun

Have you considered if that opportunity aligns with your goals? don't be a Jomonteer!
by Volunteer Better July 10, 2021
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Jopok

Means Organized Criminals. AKA. Mafia in Korean. Not just an ordinary gang but those who commit crime within a gang of extreme coordination and organization.
"Jopoks runs the town"
by Korstah October 23, 2003
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JookyDaNoob

Slang for gay man who has sex with children and kill them.
"Wow did you hear about that dude JookyDaNoob? I heard he has sex with children and kill them."
by TheFungusMan August 25, 2021
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Jamokey

An idiot, jerk et al

Also: jamokie
I nearly got into an accident today because some jamokey cut me off.
by Gman's Momma February 17, 2009
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