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Jolando

The coolest, funniest, shortest mixed guy you'll ever meet. He will help you when you need it unless you need a ride somewhere because this man still doesn't have a car or license. If you need to match someone he's the one to call, cause he always has some weed somewhere. He used to get niggas right with the discount a snacks at Mcdonalds but he recently got low. Lmk if you see that nigga.
Jolando is my nigga, he cool asf!
by Jolando March 15, 2017
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Jolanthe

Jolanthe is a very funny person. But if she is in love, she can go crazy and be very confused. Now and then she still hangs on her ex but that can change quite quickly with her. She is a very nice and nice person but also sometimes associal
Maxim: Hi
Jolanthe: Oh let‘s get married
by Medusaderluser September 2, 2019
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uros jovanovic

An absolute fat cocked hunk of a man ready to impregnate anyone’s wife or girl
Wow he’s such an uros jovanovic
by BigSerboCockster November 10, 2020
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jolanny

The genitalia of a male.
The man inserted his jolanny inside his friend.
by pablosan1301 November 14, 2016
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Jalanopoly

A market with multiple firms producing several forms of jalapenos with fundamental differences that allow them to be sold at a price higher than where the marginal cost of producing them is equivalent to the marginal revenue of selling them in the short run would be considered Jalanopolistic Competition.
"Man my stocks in the Jalanopoly are shooting threw the roof" "Damn wish I would have invested"
by Zidjian October 7, 2011
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Jolandie

She's as beautiful as a violet flower. She is crazy with a big heart. Sensitive but also loves to live fast , fuck hard and party till the break of dawn. She truely believes in YOLO.
jole yoli jolanda Jolandie
by Jvr August 31, 2016
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jolana

Means light. And when you follow the light it brings you an external happiness.
I am looking for a kind beautiful smart woman that can cook and fuck at the same time. I am looking for someone like Jolana.
by hornygames March 6, 2018
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