Jordan

The one that got away. He is the one person who makes you question everything in your life, yet has no part in it. Though quiet, he tends to make an impression. With his sweet smile, captivating eyes and distinguished voice, he's hard to forget. He is intelligent, witty, often sarcastic and always subtly charming. He is someone who makes you smile at the mere thought of him, yet hasn't the slightest idea of his impact or worth. He often looks down on himself and thinks no one would bother thinking about him, yet he's always on your mind. He sometimes feels like his life is of little value, but those who know him only wish he knew how much he truly means to them. Jordan can sometimes be shy and soft-spoken, but beneath the surface his thoughts hold great depth and authenticity. He is a genuine soul who you'll never want to say goodbye to. Once you meet a Jordan, you'll have a hard time ever letting go.

"Hey, did you meet the new guy?"

"Yeah, his name is Jordan, right?"

by PenjBanxtons May 19, 2023

Jondall

(Check this out... There’s only one Jondall that you know and Yea I made this.)
Jondall is a very quiet and emotionless person when you first meet him. If you ever see him and that award-winning smile, you’ll probably smile back just because you were caught into his gaze. He’s very charming due to his darkskin persona and 2 dimples. His eyes are brown but they sparkle in the light...

“Hey have you seen Jondall today?”
“No, but that’s surprising because you can spot that smile from a mile away.”

by Ovary-Cervix Destroyer April 28, 2019

Jaida

Jaida is a girl who is nice, absolutely stunnning, sometimes insecure, caring and supportive. She rarely breaks a promise and is very trustworthy. She usually has a lot of emotions but manages to keep them hidden. She won’t open up to you unless she is sure that she can trust u. Dating a Jaida is amazing. Once u hold her hand you never want to let go. If u mess with u she will tear u up but she is a very amazing person.💜

:I’m so glad I’m friends with a Jaida

by Jaida b November 12, 2017

Jim Jordan

verb; to Jim Jordan someone

Jim Jordan is an insider slang of high school athletic coaches. It means to anally penetrate someone underage on the team.

It's mostly applied to the most handsome members of the team.

Coach #1: Kevin is just amazing. He saved the entire fucking team.

Coach #2: Fuck yeah bro. I'm gonna Jim Jordan his cute little ass.

by Johnronjohnson January 24, 2022

Jaida

Jaida is a name that means shy, crazy, sometimes dramatic, mysterious, trustworthy, weird, loud, beautiful, and intelligent. She works hard for what she wants. This person somehow ends up with the unthinkable nicknames and never fails to archive her goals in life.

Jaida- has the most unthinkable nicknames

by Anonymous 332 May 10, 2015

jonida

Jonida is a beautiful as a matter a fact shes a gorgeous girl everybody litterally everyone is jelous of she gets all the boys she has a perfect body when she walks in a room everyones vibes go from good to amazing when she laughs its so contagious that everyone gets it her long brunnet hair is litterally like fabulous its so silky and shiny. She is just so perfect there is no word to describe how amazing she is !!!

" Damn john do you see that gorgeous girl"
"Yep lets see if we can get her number she's definitely a Jonida"

by Onetreehillfan July 24, 2017

Michael Jordan

God in a pair of Nikes

by Johnny Cockface September 29, 2003