Johnifer

a person who you can't tell if they're a girl or a boy

Bob- "Dude... is that a girl or a boy?!?!"

Brent- "No clue! Wow.. what a Johnifer"

by sshheeiillaa August 1, 2008

Johnsense

Noun. Ingenious idea(s) that have not come to fruition. In their present form, they may seem ridiculous ( and flushable), but over time have potential or qualitative redeeming value.

John has come up with a revolutionary way to recycle used toilet paper, but Elizabeth told him that it was purely johnsense.

by Johnnymous January 23, 2019

Johnie

Johnie

Johnie

by anonymous March 5, 2022

johnism

Follower of John. They evangelize and baptize. Their favorite bible story is revelations. They live forever. Also, hollywood and the music industry worship johnists' stars secretly because johnists own all of the churches. Hitler was a wannabe johnist.

See Jainism. (pronounced jyne-ism)

Practicers of johnism don't say, "I'm a Johnist", they say, "I'm john"

John Lennon and JFK practiced "johnism". This is why they were shot.

by sean blacksmith January 23, 2011

johnsie

Being sexually attracted to the sound of sneezes, whether it be a certain pitch, volume or sound.

Girl: I sneezed in front of my boyfriend and he got an instant boner.
Friend: Really? I wouldn't have pinned Luke for a Johnsie.

by CharlieJ96 February 28, 2015

Johnsen

The genitalia (Not the testes, but the penis) of a man. "Johnsen" refers to the actual penis of the man, not the crotch, the testicles, or any other region.

If the person in question has several "Johnsen"s, then this person is referred to as "Johnsenrific".

"Look there, my children! That's my Johnsen!"

by Johnsen Johnsen June 17, 2009

johnnise

Pretty and got lots of friends and one day will get the man of her dreams

Johnnise is wonderful! I wish i could her!

by Tas'ha June 13, 2018