Joemalia is a kingdom led by the Glorious King & Emperor Joe Jitsukawa. It is composed of an unspecified number of states. Much of the nation is a mystery, including, but not limited to, its geographical location, diplomatic status, GDP, or governing body. With a population of approximately 485,000, this nation is similar in size to the city of Sacramento, California, in the United States of America, or the country of Guadeloupe. The name and location of the capital have never been disclosed. Very little is known about the populace – only that it is extremely diverse and multicultural.
A slang term is often all one would need to identify a citizen. The strange words, like 'mudda', are simply a variation of their English counterparts that enhance emotional appeal.
A slang term is often all one would need to identify a citizen. The strange words, like 'mudda', are simply a variation of their English counterparts that enhance emotional appeal.
Person 1: "Yo, I just got fired from my job in Joemalia because I was late."
Person 2: "Whaaat. That's da mudda bullshit!"
Person 2: "Whaaat. That's da mudda bullshit!"
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This is the handle given to a Grandma when she is the most wonderful ever grandmother. Her cooking is amazing. Her loving is legendary. She plays fun games and has no bedtimes. She always has candies and cookies and makes cakes and pies.
This is the handle given to a Grandma when she is the most wonderful ever grandmother. Her cooking is amazing. Her loving is legendary. She plays fun games and has no bedtimes. She always has candies and cookies and makes cakes and pies.
by Roxannaroxanna September 6, 2020
Get the Jeeta mug.Name meaning grace, but also one who has a great sense of humor, intelligent and an impeccable sense of finding fun and adventure; most who meet her love her to death. But be warned as she has a small fuse on patience. So don’t mess with her! She will take a lot, but once she's done taking, she'll dish it out well. She’s not one to put up with ignorance and will cut you quickly if you allow her to. She has a great confidence about her and you will think she owns the ground you walk on. Guys should be careful engaging in a relationship. She’s worse than any love potion you could get! Once you get to know her, you’ll never experience anything like it again
The most sweet and sesitive woman you will ever meet. Her heart is so big, sometimes she doesn't know quite what to do with it. She is beauiful inside and out. underneath her ruggid figure, her heart is huge. If you fall in love with a Joe, don't ever let her go. She just might not come back. Dont ever break her heart. She is to fragile. She doesn't care much for play fighting. Joes always give the best hugs, you know you are safe when you are in her arms. You don't have to even meet her to know she is the one for you. Unsure of her self at times. Knows what she wants and goes after it. Hard to read her mind, but not afraid to share it. Always protects the ones she loves. Will do great things with her life. Probably will even change the world!
The most sweet and sesitive woman you will ever meet. Her heart is so big, sometimes she doesn't know quite what to do with it. She is beauiful inside and out. underneath her ruggid figure, her heart is huge. If you fall in love with a Joe, don't ever let her go. She just might not come back. Dont ever break her heart. She is to fragile. She doesn't care much for play fighting. Joes always give the best hugs, you know you are safe when you are in her arms. You don't have to even meet her to know she is the one for you. Unsure of her self at times. Knows what she wants and goes after it. Hard to read her mind, but not afraid to share it. Always protects the ones she loves. Will do great things with her life. Probably will even change the world!
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Person 2: Please sir do you want paper or pl-
Person 1: JOEBAMA
Person 2: Please sir do you want paper or pl-
Person 1: JOEBAMA
by Gingoballs October 14, 2019
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Basically a spell to ward off pedos , retards , and lolicons if you happen to run into one. Use with 911 and 110.
Basically a spell to ward off pedos , retards , and lolicons if you happen to run into one. Use with 911 and 110.
Filthy lolicon retard: "Hey, look at these freshly taken pics of this beautiful little primary school loli girl that I took while stalking her. Real cute, yeah? Look at that flatboard chest, look at dem thicc thighs. I wanna screw her so bad."
Not Retarded Otaku: (slowly backs away, dialing 911) Moshi moshi keisatsu (jietai, fbi) desu ka?
Not Retarded Otaku: (slowly backs away, dialing 911) Moshi moshi keisatsu (jietai, fbi) desu ka?
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