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Erik Jensen

A individual on this planet that, has lesser than normal intelligence. Thinks that having muscles makes you more than what you actually are. Able to mimic intelligent people long enough to pass an exam, but when confronted with a life altering decison always makes the wrong choice. Unable to cook anything other than eggs and cereal. A person who thinks they know everything but is wrong 95 percent of the time all the time.

1. Massive Baby Back Bitch

2. Retard

3. Douchbag

4. Homo

5. Guy that walks around the gym correcting your form.

6. Worst gamer ethics ever in Magic The Gathering.
1. All he does is act like a "Erik Jensen" all day, everyday.

2. I told him to wear a helmet otherwise he could wreck and turn into a "Erik Jensen".

3. After we got done fucking I told her to go use a "Erik Jensen" to clean her self up.

4. I accidently walked into a gay bar and it was full of "Erik Jensens".

5. Good thing that a "Erik Jensen" was here...3 years in the gym and I didnt know what i was doing this whole time.

6. Borrows your computer so can play as 2 people in a Magic tournament to win....called "PULLING A ERIK JENSEN"
by DirtyDelta#D-BLOCK February 7, 2013
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jensen ackles

A Great Actor, most well known as "Dean Winchester' from Supernatural.
Jensen was born on March 1, 1978 in Dallas, texas.

Jensen has also acted in 'Days of our lives' and 'Smallville'
Jensen Ackles is very good looking
by Tina-Fish October 7, 2007
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Jonsense

Where a person named Jon makes a comment which makes absolutely no sense to anyone but himself.
Person A: Hey Jon, what time is it?

Jon: In a paper bag up a tree being eaten by nails

Person A: What? That was total jonsense
by Killermancarro June 12, 2011
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Jensen

An annoying, smart, weird, guy who likes to be with his friends and will sometimes talk to his crush, he's great boyfriend material.
OMG He is such a Jensen
by The Lady In Yellow May 5, 2018
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Jensened

From the verb "to jensen". Definition - screwed up, to do irreperable damage, to be clueless, a complete mess, to screw up everyone's day because of your actions.
"Oh that's real nice - you really Jensened me this time."
"This is all Jensened, I'm taking a lunch."
"You reallllly Jensened it up."
"Please try not to Jensen me, I'm havin a good day so far."
by The Gunnnnn April 16, 2008
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Jensen

He is a great guy to talk to, and will talk to anyone he is interested to listen to. He is a wonderful men to have as a boyfriend, also smart, kind , respected , and nice to people he talks .
by Negro 69 December 9, 2019
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Mads Fiedler Jensen

Mads Fiedler Jensen is another word for an enormous, extreme newbie/newb/n00b/gaming addicted/thoroughly spoiled farmer!
loL! lo_Ok at him. He's a Mads Fiedler Jensen - what a freak!
by BimBo123 February 11, 2008
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