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Joe Hollywood

1. A name applied derisively to a person who uses a word, phrase, or expression that is at odds with his everyday vocabulary, and usually sounds pretentious and artificial (a "Hollywood expression").

Most often used in the phrase "What are you, Joe Hollywood?"

Derived from the TV show Seinfeld.
George: Uh, can we cut to the chase?

Jerry: "Cut to the chase"?

George: Yeah...

Jerry: What're you, Joe Hollywood?
by Bourbon Diction Andy October 22, 2009
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Joe Hoffer

The God of metal. Currently in the band Eden Is Burning
Oh my Joe Hoffer,
Joe Hoffer Is GOD
I am The Shreding Machine said Joe Hoffer
by Joe Hoffer May 28, 2006
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Joe hole

Doug warned Bruce to stay away from his Joe hole.
by mthrsprr July 15, 2011
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Joe holtom

Joe holtom

hardest person going. could aplit a rock also could be used as another word for i'll bang you out
oi i'll joe holtom ya
mate i'm joe holtom solid
by kloppdogs6 November 2, 2019
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Joe Hollywood

Myspace celebrity, made famous for his wide range of music and photos, can be seen in London is starbucks, or hanging out in MAC, He is a St lye icon for the masses, and works as a Photographer and makeup artist. He hangs out with the likes of cloe corpse and other myspace whores. He has been known to socialize with Jeffree star and MikaDoll, And is regularly on the London night life scene
"OMG looks it Joe Hollywood"
"Joe Hollywood is Well FIT"
by JoePerfection February 1, 2008
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Joe Holt

The term 'Joe Holt' refers to the ginger species that resides in Woking College. This species tended to inhabit the busy metropolis also known as the 'LRC' until one fateful day that stupid bitch librarian kicked them out of the LRC for laughing like a little school girl. Nowadays you can usually find this species in the science block trying to catch up on their physics and chemistry, which I am led to believe they are failing.
This Species enjoys the company of girls with 5"2 legs and also likes to eat homo cakes like little chocolate whatchamagigs and christmas cakes, which will soon be discontinued and on that day, I myself will be able to laugh, for once, like a little school girl at the 'Joe Holt' species.
PS: This species will soon becomes extint when I invent the GI5 unit of MI5.

YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED!
*Pretends to cut wrist* hehehehehe
Joe Holt: *giggles like a school girl* (He's 17 by the way, this isnt good)
by Sophieyo January 7, 2009
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Joe horsey

This boi has a mealworm dick

Dafuq
Woah have you seen joe horsey? He has a mealworm cock
by 69mikehunt69 November 8, 2019
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