cockulation

The Calculations of ones Penis

"What is your Cockulation"the girl asked the boy

by Mrs.Lumansucks January 19, 2010

cockulation

the calculation of ones cock.

Cole B. has ABSOLUTELY NO COCKULATION, due to the fact that he is cockless.

by MyMotherCanRotInHell March 5, 2010

E-joculation

the act of verbal ego stroking entered into by groups of people who think that taking ecstasy somehow makes them superior to others

(v):“I had to leave the party all the e-tards e-jaculating all over each other was making me ill”
(n):“e-jaculation is the e-ville epidemic of our age”

by jedipants September 28, 2003

pantsy jaculation

Pantsy jaculation is where you blow your wad in your pants.

Can be quite embarrassing in social situations.

When Rolf saw Sandra's perfect nipples pressing against her shirt, he let out a low moan, and a wet stain appeared on the front of his pants.

"Did you just have a pantsy jaculation?" asked Danny.

"Yes!" sobbed Rolf, slinking for the exit.

by scodder May 3, 2010

Ejockulation

When a large (or small) party of sports jocks get together for a grand old time of group ejaculation. This congregation of jocks are usually the high school's sports heros who are secretly homosexual.

Hey Johnny! Wanna come with me and some of the dudes for some awesome ejockulation!? It's gonna be rad!

by Makins October 23, 2009

junkulation

A compilation of "junk" (garbage,rubish etc.) gathered over a period of time.

a junkulation of broken items.

by Thomas Aldo May 29, 2010

Jonkulating

When the one we refer to affectionately as "Jonk" is circulating around the room talking to everyone like they are his best friend. Discharging his warm cunning words of kindness all over their innocent faces.

"Look at him Jonkulating with those people by the bar." "Ugh, we're trying to play a game here."

by Chris S. Redfield September 2, 2013