A cross between a jock and an asshole. Most notably:
1. An athletic guy in his late-teens or early-twenties
2. One who only talks to cool people and/or girls with certain chest size.
3. Struts around as if they own the world.
4. May/may not wear a jockstrap.
5. May/may not own a large convertible of some kind, perhaps in an effort to make up for small willy size.
1. An athletic guy in his late-teens or early-twenties
2. One who only talks to cool people and/or girls with certain chest size.
3. Struts around as if they own the world.
4. May/may not wear a jockstrap.
5. May/may not own a large convertible of some kind, perhaps in an effort to make up for small willy size.
X: See that guy with the football?
Y: The one who's making fun of those nerds?
X: Yeah, him. He's a total jockhole, man!
Y: The one who's making fun of those nerds?
X: Yeah, him. He's a total jockhole, man!
by dementeddonkey March 3, 2007
Get the jockhole mug.Kind of Mohawk worn by a jock. Most commonly a soccer player. Shaved sides, usually not very tall, and wider then normal mohawks, 3-4 inches wide. Maybe an inch long on top, rest of head completely shaven. It is a completely rad hair style.
Soccer player 1: yo man im tired of my stupid hair
soccer player 2: hey! get a jockhawk!
soccer player 1: good idea!
soccer player 2: hey! get a jockhawk!
soccer player 1: good idea!
by Tyler Butler August 30, 2005
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1. Damn, bro... I have the worst jockage from walking around Gainesville all day. This town really does suck. If I went to school here I would have to kick my own ass.
2. Gainesville is only good for getting really bad Jockage.
3. Ow, I cannot walk back to my bros apt because this jockage in my shorts from walking around Gay-nesville is messing me up.
4. Gainesville = Bad Jockage = MY LEGS HURT = REGRETTING EVER COMING TO THIS PLACE
2. Gainesville is only good for getting really bad Jockage.
3. Ow, I cannot walk back to my bros apt because this jockage in my shorts from walking around Gay-nesville is messing me up.
4. Gainesville = Bad Jockage = MY LEGS HURT = REGRETTING EVER COMING TO THIS PLACE
by Te-Blows phillipino children October 23, 2008
Get the Jockage mug.This is a term used to encompass all the sports analysts, commentators, radio hosts. It is a spin-off of the word 'academia' which refers to the collective interests of university professors.
Jockademia chose the Pats to defeat the New York Giants and go 19-0.
Jockademia expected Kansas and Pitt to reach the Final Four.
Members of the Jockademia could not come to a consensus whether the lockout would even occur.
Jockademia expected Kansas and Pitt to reach the Final Four.
Members of the Jockademia could not come to a consensus whether the lockout would even occur.
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