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A phrase commonly used to warn mates that a teacher is coming. Used specifically by students

Jockabed!!

jockabed by Lanky stoner May 2, 2023

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Jocabed

The woman every man would like to have but is hesitant to approach. She seems to good to be true. Friendly, loving, modest, sexy, beautiful, sweet, strong, honest, sensitive, and with a beautiful smile. She is independent and a committed hard worker. A professional who lives with integrity. Will give her all to the man she is with, but wants the same in return. Respectful and 100% loyal to her man. The man who has a Jocabed in his life should not let her go. She will help him succeed and accomplish his goals because she will take them as hers. A Jocabed is passionate and deserves to be treated gently and with love. A Jocabed needs to feel protected by the man she loves. If you see one or if you know one, approach her, you won't regret it.

Jocabed has such a great sense of humor!
Jocabed is such a happy girl!
I want a Jocabed!
When I let Jocabed go I made the worst mistake of my life and I regret it.

Jocabed by Luissssssss October 20, 2013

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Jochabed

Jochabed is a very sarcastic person.... and very mean

Jochabed is really mean

Jochabed by VIbe233 May 18, 2023

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aired

Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.

Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!

aired by Pietro February 9, 2005

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piddlefart

verb. To waste time doing nothing.

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.

piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005

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wrongun

anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland

28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!

wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007

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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.

"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."

square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004

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Bunhead

A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.

"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."

Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014

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trucker's tan

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.

I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.

trucker's tan by population361 May 30, 2006

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