JL Slims

A female, usually around the age of 25, with the opposite body type of Kim Kardashian.

You can fit ten JL Slims into Kim Kardashian's boot.

by Rabbitnuts June 18, 2013

JL Slims

An extremely slender female in the age range of 21-25 that sir-mix-a-lot would not write a song about.

Is that a utility pole or a jl slims?

by shaboom June 19, 2013

JLS Impression

Performing a "JLS Impression" generally involves courting, flirting, admiring etc. young girls, but not so young that it becomes creepy and illegal.

This is derived from the fact that the British "band" JLS's audience tends to consist of 15/16 year old girls. Hence, if a guy more than 2 years the said-girl's senior makes a move, he is doing a JLS impression.

"Dude, did you see Carl's new girlfriend?" "No, I haven't met her yet" "Mate, she's 16!" "So?" "Carl's 18, he's doing his JLS Impression again!"

Professor Green: "I might even cover my naked body in sticky tape and run through All-Saints and come out doin' my JLS impression!"

by TKGrimm345 December 31, 2011

JL-ed

A verb for someone who leaves a myspace/facebook/text message "read" and does not reply.

Pronounced J L. Named after someone immature who decided he was too cool to reply to a message.

This damn asshole just JL-ed me!

by CLASSY! October 6, 2008

JL Audio

Too Price To High...

I Hate JL Audio Prices

by NA7 September 23, 2004

JL' eeth

To be one whom cannot be touch in height of sexual power from Ohio. The pinnacle height of sexual pleasure that one receives from the goddess of sexual empowerment.

I JL' eeth'ed her last night! Did you hear he got his first JL' eeth

by haubs September 8, 2010

JLS

This is the term used to describe certain firefighters who believe they are the shit. But in reality they're only good at traffic and sucking the chief off.

JLS enroute. Please advise if someone else is there to do more than just take selfies and talk to law enforcement.

by Titboi76 February 18, 2019