jizzapointing

Something that's so disappointing that you spontaneously ejaculate.

Kamil's grade in architecture class was very jizzapointing.

by cracka ass fantastic February 18, 2011

jizzaphobia

The fear of cum ever touching your skin, or even cumming on your own body

“i was jerking off yesterday and nearly got jizz on my leg, my jizzaphobia started acting up”

by umermyaum June 23, 2019

Jizznami

Self-explanatory. If you don't get it, refer to tsunami.

MJ: Yo, last night was fucking insane!!! I wacked off to this vid of Dolly Parton boning Hilary Clinton with a giant pink dildo...I had a giant jizznami fucking rip through my house and drown my cat.

Blaze: That's fucked up dude. You're gonna make me barfnami.

by the.original.scuz.pug September 18, 2011

jizznasium

Masturbation booths inside of dirty strip clubs.

That dirty stripper got me so hot I had to rub one out in the jizznasium.

by dirty hubblo May 3, 2009

Jizzhaps

To be possibly certain with jizz.

A balanced ratio of certainty to jizz.

to modify the use of "perhaps"

Hot tub girl: "Wait, you have a girlfriend?"
Party Boy: "Jizzhaps"

by Chris Sweenius February 29, 2008

jizzapop

a popcicle that has jizz all over it

i have a popcicle can you make it a jizzapop dave

by pdea October 20, 2008

Jizznipped.

To Jizz/Ejaculate on a womans, and or mans nipple.

Hey man I "jizznipped." on this girl last night

I got "jizznipped." on last night by my boyfriend!

by Delusions Of Reality May 8, 2009