oh em jizzles

gosh is to god as jizzles it to jesus. oh em jizzles is a term used to show some bodies surprise approval or dis-approval to something.

"hey guess what, arctic monkeys is doing a show here in milwaukee and i got free tickets YO" "oh em jizzles really...i love you scott lets makeout."

by indimatch November 30, 2009

Jizzlet

The initial moisture or precum before launching a full load.

Ron pulled out as soon as he felt a jizzlet because he didn’t want a kid in 2005.

by Big Ballz Ron July 1, 2022

Jizzless

The absence of Jiz

When my boyfriend uses cocaine, he becomes jizzless.

by Kay923x July 1, 2015

Jizzless January

This is when u jerk off 5 days a week until Feburary.

Mark: Yo Jonathan failed Jizzless January dude.
Anthony: haha what a weakling

by DarkAngel76 November 5, 2019

jizzlet

a jizzlet is when you have a kid and you make your kids with jizz/cum so you call them jizzlets

“come here you little jizzlets”

by i8yourMomOut69 July 5, 2024

jizzlet

Jizzy is a one of a kind jizz bear buffalo sheep joisah and he doesn't settle for no chopped huzz

Bru jizzlet is bear tuff

by anonymous January 6, 2025