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Jizzimate

A slang term for the art of ejaculation.
Mark: She made me go from floppy to making me jizzimate all up in her mouth.
by Jizz_Wizz August 6, 2011
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jizzitation

when ur guy jizzes on a girls titty during sexual relations and looks like she lactated.
"i thought i was lactating Nancy! then he told me it was just jizzitation."
by Nefertiti1275 April 28, 2007
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jizzcano

An eruption of semen so virulent in nature, that its properties upon ejaculation or more akin to a volcanic eruiption than protein secretion. Causes agonizing pain, followed by extreme sense of relief, and is often accompanied by testicular pain very similar to blue balls.
I had not had sex in 6 months, so when I ejaculated in her mouth, she ended up choking on my jizzcano.
by theflyingdutchmen August 14, 2010
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jizzicle

a stream of ejaculate (n.) that has not yet been fully released.
ejaculated semen before it has fully exited the urethra.

can only be seen in a freeze frame of a movie or clip or a photograph.
-PAUSE VIDEO-
"oh man! look at that crazy jizzicle coming out of peter north's dong as he wacks it onto that girl's face!"
by Mr Carmine April 25, 2006
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Jizzicist

Someone who derives sexual excitement from the natural sciences.
"Yo, have you seen Brian?"
"Ah, man, I just walked in on that jizzicist having waaaay too much fun with his electromagnetism textbook.
by JZCST July 1, 2010
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Jizzcar

A popular game in which 2-12 players pick a different vehicles and attempt to masturbate onto them in order to achieve the highest score.

Points are allocated depending on the location, model and part of the car that is 'Jizzed' onto. Bonus points are awarded for occupants being inside the car at the point of ejaculation.

The ultimate top scorer during a game of 'Jizzcar' is to 'jizz' onto the windscreen of a poilce car at a red light, with a policeman in the driving seat and a criminal in the back. The rarity of this event makes it legendary and known as the 'MEGAJIZZ'. Few have achieved this.

A time bonus may also be given, for example, at a red light, you have very little time to work with and so achieve a higher score.

Open windows are also very highly scored. if you are able to 'Jizz' onto a confused driver, you are very highly skilled at 'Jizzcar'.
Dude, did you see Jak win at 'Jizzcar' yesterday? He totalled destroyed the competition! He managed a 15 second jizz onto the roof of a moving landrover! That takes some skill!!!
by Martin_is_angry August 11, 2010
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jizzicle

when you jizz in a popsicle molding and then put in the freezer. You then give it to your girlfrend for a special occasion and fuck her while she licks it and eats it. :) they can aslso stick it in their pussy's
I gave my girl a jizzicle the other day and she loved it.
by elan smith February 1, 2008
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