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Jizzbomb

The essence of a genuine Jizzbomb works like this. When you are getting busy with your bird, as you are about to cum, you pull out of her, pull your foreskin forward and shoot inside it (it helps if you are not fully hard so you have more foreskinto cover your helmet) Your foreskin with then fill out with said jizz, like a bullfrog. At this point, you spring your cock forward whilst releasing your foreskin from your fingers, this will produce the ultimate Jizzbomb all over her (face if you are lucky)
me and my bird were having some sex the other night and instead of the conventional cumshot, I held my foreskin together over my cock then released a huge jizzbomb over her, it was wicked!
by Goosewing555 September 4, 2012
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JizzBomb

JizzBomb; A large and unexpected amount semen that is suddenly and, violently blasted towards/onto an object or person in an explosion like fashion.
That homeless man Roberto tapped me on the shoulder and when I turned, he blasted me in the face with a JizzBomb
by Cliff & Roberto May 27, 2008
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jizzbomber

A description of a mild mannered college student/superhero whose main weapon and special power is a jizzbomb(see subteranean jizzbomb). Works in and around the area of the University of Arkansas, also can be rented for birthday parties, bar mitzvahs, office parties etc.
No, I won't be going to this month's gunshow i'm just gonna call up the jizzbomber to settle my disputes from now on. Plus he does a mean cover of Michael Jackson's Thriller.
by Black Caesar December 9, 2008
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Jizzbomb

An exceptionally large water balloon full of nasty sticky semen used for humiliating someone at a party. Throw at passing cars for additional entertainment.
Dude, i destroyed Stevo's self confidence at his party with a warm jizzbomb.

The poor bastard in that car probably thought a flock of fucking eagles all shit on him at once when i nailed him with that jizzbomb.
by Blake A October 16, 2004
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When you are very horny and start jerking off to a good porno you'll drop a jizzbomb after a while.
"Oh my goodness I'm so horny today I think I'm gonna drop a real jizzbomb"
by <ShiZZel> November 30, 2006
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When a russian child becomes 16, they throw special birthday parties. The main event is when the Jizzbomb is brought out. It is a large cake that when the candles burn down to the bottom, it explodes and white cream flies everywhere on everyone's face.
Boris: The load from that jizzbomb was huge, it coated my eyes!
Marissa: I know, i was so excited. I licked all that jizzbomb off good.
Your mum: FUCK MY BOTTOM, jizz in my eyes.
by j7x November 25, 2006
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subteranean jizzbomb

A special move/superpower employed rarely by the jizzbomber in which an enemy is fended off by ejaculating in his/her Jimmy John's sub.
My friend pissed off the jizzbomber and was pleasantly surprised when he received extra special sauce on his JJ slim sub sandwich. He was unaware of the effect of a subteranean jizzbomb on his psyche.
by Black Caesar December 9, 2008
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