jealpaso

(1) to summarily dismiss a person's argument or complaint (regardless of context, situation or circumstances) and label them "jealous" (2) to create or fabricate a situation for the purpose of labeling someone "jealous" (3) a person or persons who engage in jealpaso.
Named for practices commonly encountered in conversations and situations among the residents of El Paso, Texas.

Did Javier even listen to you when you said his sister put you on the spot asking you personal questions? No, he pulled a jealpaso.

Linda started checking out this guy, looking him up and down, and she looked over at me to see what I would do. Man, I ain't fallin' for no jealpaso! I just kept talking to my friend.

I was trying to engage in an intelligent discussion on a news site, but there were too many jealpasos chiming in.

by CodeCrete October 1, 2020

Jealust

feeling or showing envy of someone because of their sex life or intimate relationships and displaying it in a reactivate, manipulative, or dishonest manner.

Jealust- when you want another person's sex life and make manipulative and dishonest attempts to take it from them.

"She's jealust over me because she knows my man ****s my brains out at least six times a week."

"She's psycho jealust! Like Single White Female jealust! She told my girl I might have AIDS, jealust!"

"Jealust much???"

"You know that little punk's jealust because we ****, right?"

"I tampered with your husband's fertility test results because I'm jealust and I want you and I'm sorry."

by Solarcero_de_Rais November 4, 2018

Jealousy

a strang thing so much more powerful than you would have thought and very irrational.

i had jealousy when i looked at her with him.

by Twilight Book April 4, 2009

jealfie

A selfie taken to make the people not in it jealous, especially when you post it online

Tristan: I thought Nathan was gonna join us for the trip

Laura: he's such a fucking loser, let's post a million jealfies on instagram asap

by SharmaAndShawarma February 28, 2015

retroactive jealousy

Retroactive jealousy is sometimes known as retroactive jealousy OCD, as it’s obsessive overthinking about sexual and/or romantic events, people and encounters from a partner’s past.

Boyfriend: Oh I forgot to tell u, I bumped into Rosie my ex in the mall yesterday
Girlfriend: * passive aggressively* oh, wow nice why did u stop and talk to her wasn't it too awkward ?
Boyfriend: Not at all, she was really sweet

Girlfriend: *thinks about this for the rest of her life* *googles why she’s so jealous of her boyfriends ex* *diagnoses her self with retroactive jealousy*

by Iwishiwasntjealousofmybf’sex’s November 6, 2019

jealabrate

To celebrate with someone that you are other wise jealous of.

Ted got that promotion that i wanted. I guess I will have to suck it up and jealabrate with him.

by TheSWheatley February 9, 2010

Jealousy

Turning saints into the sea
Swimming through sick lullabies

Choking on your alibis
Destiny is calling me
Open up my eager eyes
‘Cause I’m Mr Brightside

Wife: I can’t believe this jealousy

Me: well you know I’m Mr Brightside

by EdgyMcgee June 21, 2019