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jfag

Someone who consistently fails at everything attempt by said person. It represents someone who is unable to succeed at life, and is mainly depressed.
A person who has no hope.
More specifically, someone whose parents dont love him in any way, shape, or form.
Man, Jesse is such a jfag, he hasn't passed any of his classes, his parents dont love him, and he wants to kill himself.
by JFAG24 April 19, 2008
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JFAM

N, expletive. An Acronym (or Initialism) of the Expletive phrase "Jesus Fuck A Monkey."
JFAM, that sparkling idiot is the worst excuse for a vampire I've ever seen!
by GreatGraySkwid July 9, 2010
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jfans mom

A very large, devilish looking black women with demon eyes that whips her sons legs into an obilivion
(JFANS MOM) JFAN U BETTER STOP FAPPING UNDER UR COVERS BEFORE I WHIP U WIT THIS METAL PIPE
by piffmaster9187 April 17, 2011
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Jface

it's the kind of face a person makes when someone says something utterly stupid, or when you drop something after you were trying so hard not to. It's like a "WHAT THE HELL" face.

You can also say it whenever something dumb happens. It's kind of like a "okay no" sort of face, you know? Everyone makes it a lot, they just never know it's a jface ;)
sort of like this: =_=

Person 1: I made up a new word today!
Person 2: Cool, what is it?
Person 1: Squinkle.
Person 2: ...jface.
by Adie Indge January 2, 2008
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JFAC

Commonly used shortening of Job for a Cowboy, a technical deathmetal band from Glendale, AZ.
Myspace kid 1: Job for a Cowboy rulezzz!!11

Myspace kid 2: Hey man... JFAC is less letterz...11
by TylerG1026 January 13, 2008
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JFAFC

by angiecookie April 20, 2011
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Jfaz

To Prematurely Ejaculate.
Aw Man, i just Jfazz'd all over her.
by DigbyChicken January 23, 2010
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