Jetta

A stylishly hip automobile with a non-gender bias. Often times confused as a car strictly for women by men who are unsure of their sexuality.

There goes Jordan in his Jetta. I'm glad to see he isn't having a sexual identity crisis.

by Bungalow Bill June 28, 2002

Jetta

A female New York Jets Fan. how you address another female jets fan.

Michelle, Heather and Kristine are meeting up with other Jettas at this week's tailgate.

by EL CHAPO JET MYSTERIO June 24, 2016

Jetta

A sedan made by Volkswagen, or the literal expression of God, the almighty.

Praise the Jetta...





Touch it.

by #4 February 1, 2005

Jettajet

(1)Likes to correct others grammar or punctuation in an online forum or blog, not realising that they are infact being made fun of.

(2)A retarted person who likes to insult others, but usualy get insulted themselves for being a retard.

Forum participant 1: My Mazda6 has the best tyres ever!

Forum participant 2: You fool! Here in America they are called Tires, not Tyres! Learn to spell!

Forum participant 1: No you jettajet retard, I am from England so we call them Tyres here. This forum is worldwide, jackass! Stupid jettajet.

Forum participant 3: Yes everyone hates a jettajet.

by Fall Flat September 9, 2008

Jetaroo

My black cat

Is that a pillow
No that's my cat jetaroo

by Rossum November 27, 2012

jectard

A clever combination of the words reject and retard. Meaning that you are thick as two short planks held together with stupid glue, and that you have no friends. The ultimate degradation is to be called a jectard.

Retard: derrrr
Reject: will u be my friend??

1337 |)00|): omg, if they like combine, into one super being, then they will be a jectard.

by blerg July 5, 2004

Jettering Jeff

What the Urbandale Police calls the Des Moines Traffic Judge with Tourettes syndrome outside his courtroom door while mocking his stammer and making fun of him.

The traffic judge nicknamed Jettering Jeff will never make Supreme Court justice. The harshly worded 5-4 split decision minority dissident opinion was written by Jettering Jeff. I do believe this was the first use of Motherfucker and Cocksucker in an opinion.

by Chief Wiggins April 1, 2005