jesussexual

Jesussexual is a sexual deviancy in which the afflicted are aroused only by images of the Christ himself. It is estimated that there are over 10 trillion sufferers world-wide and the number is growing each day.

Hi, I'm Bub and I'm a Jesussexual. Oh, Jesus, I love you, why won't you love me back the same way?!

by ledtim April 10, 2007

jeedsexual

being attracted to Jade Thirlwall

“what is your sexuality?”
-“i’m jeedsexual hun”

by simpforjade June 8, 2021

Jerosexual

When two men love each other so much that it isn’t even considered gay. This is the highest level of homosexuality for men.

Miguel: Can we get some coffee?

John: Um oh I don’t know (bites bottom lip).

Miguel: Bitc* choose something !
John: STARBIES?!?
Miguel: Yasssss!!!
John: Since I’m a straight as a circle i should be considered Jerosexual right?
Miguel: Yasss Queen Yasss you’re Jerosexual Like me!

by Niael July 24, 2017

Jesussexual

Being sexually aroused b\y Jesus.

Oh Jesus, I'm so Jesussexual, lead the Israelites of the desert into me.

by jesusman3 November 6, 2022

jensexual

I’m jensexual because I love Jennie. Nu uh Lisa, jennie is mine now get out.

I’m jensexual, not straight.

by anonymous December 18, 2020

joshsexual

Atraction only for Josh fans

-Hey person! You have a boyfriend or...?
-Sorry ,I'm joshsexual!

by Topercerka January 8, 2021

Josesexual

When one is sexually attracted to Jose Mourinho

Me: I think Jose Mourinho is a good manager
Someone Else: Wow you're such a Josesexual

by JoseLover123 April 19, 2021