Sailor Jerry Fucked

What happens when you drink Sailor Jerry's rum. These are the three stages of being Sailor Jerry Fucked.

1. After so many drinks, getting laid is the only thing on your mind. You will do and say the most obscene shit because it makes you so horny.
2. Anger. If you don't get laid within an hour of the first stage, someone is getting fucked up. You become blind with anger, fight your firends and yell at strangers.
3. Puke or pass out. After this, you will either puke and pass out, or puke in your sleep. Either way, you are totally fucked.

That chick is Sailor Jerry Fucked, she made out with that dude, punched her friend in the face, and puked on her shoes all in one hour.

by Ect813 March 10, 2011

Jerry Trainor

An underrated actor. He's had bit parts on television shows like Malcolm in the Middle and Drake and Josh, and in movies such as Donnie Darko.

He currently is underutilized on iCarly as Spenser Shay. One wonders how much better the show would be if he was the main character.

Is there anything that needs to be said about Jerry Trainor that hasn't been already?

by billy_buddy_of_doom3 December 6, 2009

Bloody Jerry

When a guy has sex with a girl on her period and his penis gets covered in her menstrual blood.

Damn dude, my girl was on period but wanted sex. All I got was a bloody jerry.

by This long February 25, 2018

Hot Jerky

When you put a hand warmer on your dick and jerk off with it

You see Caleb over there? His new name is Hot Jerky because of what he did last night.

by Soran727 June 7, 2021

jerky treats

n. Hand jobs. Term first heard on C.S.I. on 1 Feb 2007. Plays off the phrase jerk off, while managing to sound innocuous--like a dog treat.

"Did you have sex with the clients?"
"No, just jerky treats."

by SkidMarkyMark February 6, 2007

Jerry Sanduskying

A word derived from the assistant coach from Penn State who was accused of molesting boys in the shower.

This is a verb used to describe someone who is molesting boys. Can be used to describe one who is being dominated.

Can also be used to describe someone/someones who pick on a person who have little to no control over the situation

I don't want to be a part of that Fraternity. I hear they are Jerry Sanduskying each other.

Are you watching the Bears? They are Jerry Sandusking the Packers right now!

by titoliston November 7, 2011

Jerry Rice

Jerry Lee Rice (born October 13, 1962) is a former American football wide receiver. He is widely considered to be the greatest wide receiver in NFL history and among the greatest NFL players at any position.1 On November 4, 2010, Rice was chosen by NFL Network's NFL Films production The Top 100: NFL's Greatest Players as the greatest player in NFL history. He was teammates with some of the best QBs of all-time that is Joe Montana and Steve Young.

He is the all-time leader in most major statistical categories for wide receivers2 and the all-time NFL leader in receptions, touchdown receptions, and yards. Rice was selected to the Pro Bowl 13 times (1986–1996, 1998, 2002) and named All-Pro 12 times in his 20 NFL seasons. He won three Super Bowl rings playing for the San Francisco 49ers and an AFC Championship with the Oakland Raiders.

Did you see that pass from Steve Young to Jerry Rice?
Yeah, did you see what Jerry Rice did after that.
Yeah, thats vintage Jerry Rice.

by david faustino December 28, 2012