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Jersey Shore Whore

Someone who loves/is addicted to the show "Jersey Shore".
Person 1: Hey wanna hang out tonight?
Person 2: I can't, Jersey Shore is gonna be on.
Person 1: You're such a Jersey Shore Whore.
by Mariann14 August 20, 2010
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Jersey fakeroo

While driving, to set your turn signal to one direction and then to turn or change lanes in the opposite direction
That guy in the Camaro pulled a Jersey fakeroo and plowed into the guy who was trying to pass him
by Carl Brutanadilewski August 2, 2008
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Ramsey New Jersey

Ramsey, Nj is quite an interesting town... This is the town where kids act much older than they are and all hang out “in town” on weekends and after school. Most of the boys (especially 8th grade) all drool over any girl that has an ass or tits. lots of the kids have great personality’s but u have to get to know them first or they’re just gonna be salty bitches. the kids spend lots of time at places like “cars” “anthony franco’s” “walgreens” and the ramsey high school field. At the field most girls who guys think are “thicc” get asked to “hu” as they call it. When you go to town your always going to see some pedophiles, girls making cringy “TikToks” and boys vaping. Most of the kids are in 7th, 8th or high school. Most of the kids that hang out in town are usually from ramsey but kids from other nearby towns such as Upper Saddle River, Saddle River, Allendale, and Oakland also hang out with their Ramsey friends. Cops will sometimes show up but parents usually have no idea what’s going on. in early May all the kids go to the nearby private schools carnival and usually are all high there and the girls dress like thots and hu with any both that’s down. This is quite an interesting town that everyone should see...
person one: hey wanna go to town (ramsey new jersey) with me today?
person two: ye sure be there in 15
by 02496 April 22, 2019
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Jerome Fontamillas

Jerome Earl Fontamillas is the keyboard player, a guitarist, background vocals, and general "noise" guy in the awesomest band ever, Switchfoot. He is influenced by the Beatles and U2. He only surfed twice before joining Switchfoot, can't survive without coffee, and collecys vinyl albums. Cool guy!
Rachel: Who's the guy playing keys up on stage with Switchfoot?
Emily: Oh, that's Jerome Fontamillas!
by Publisher Smublisher April 27, 2010
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Jersey City Janitor

A sexual position, where the female grabs the toilet bowl with her hands, and then the male inserts his penis into the female. He pumps so hard her head starts to bob in and out of the toilet water
I gave some girl a Jersey City Janitor in the bathrom dude!
by jrky February 9, 2009
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Jersey Joey

A rare breed indeed. Jersey Joey is a rumored creature feature of the Grateful Dead touring circuit in 1980's and 1990's East Coast, Floridian, and most especially, Minnesotan tribes.

A jolly scallywag, the mythical Joey is thought to have the spicy bite of a pirate and the warmth of a gentle giant.

According to cultural anthropologist Ethan Tuttle, "The Joey's main identifying feature markers are swaths of brown hair strands and straw-like fragments of some kind of protective hat."

As of 2016, all hobbyist sightings are unverified and anecdotal evidence can only be traced to the realm of pulp speculation.

One such anecdote marks the Jersey Joey as being composed of a composite of "Hagrid, you know that tall guy from Harry Potter, and the Grey Daddy (a reference to the late Jerry Garcia)."

As of 2016, all hobbyist sightings are unverified and anecdotal evidence can only be traced to the realm of pulp speculation.

In line with the folklore tradition, Joey can be lured with an offering of Cajun gumbo, a strain of Colorado marijuana grass called Blue Petunia, and dried jerky product.

The Joey's voice is thought to be something of a raspy, lightly-peppered whisper. An unconfirmed and mostly inaudible recording is rumored to drawl "anybody got a light?"

Note, dependent on regional flavor, the Jersey Joey might be referred to as Papa Joey, Joey the Pirate, The Joester, Ja-Ja, and most bizarrely, simply Joey.
"I heard you don't wanna mess around with Jersey Joey's 52 Card Pickup."
by Gonzo 659 August 17, 2016
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Jersey Kiss

When two heterosexual men kiss on the lips to show how strong their friendship is. Usually used in a goodbye or as a greeting.
“Are Mike and Taylor kissing right now? Does that make them gay?”
Nah man that’s just the Jersey Kiss, they’re straight.
by JoeyDipaolo July 14, 2020
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