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Napalm Jelly-Dick

When a man dips his penis into unlit napalm and proceeds to stick it into a woman's vagina or rectum, or a man's rectum, pulls out his penis, and then lights the given orifice on fire, effectively incinerating the receiving party from the inside out.
Next time I see my ex I swear to God I'll get the boys and we'll napalm jelly-dick that bitch!
by P2CO22 December 8, 2019
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jellybeanis

Stella: I just saw Nathan's penis! It's so small!
Callum: Is it a jellybeanis?
by hmcknighta January 5, 2014
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jellyfish slap

When you masterbate into your hand and then slap somebody's face.
Steven had to jellyfish slap Trevor for sleeping on the train.
by Drdog March 16, 2014
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Green Jelly

Green Jellÿ is a band that started in 1981 in New York and has had a ridiculous number of band members; maybe around 104. Their original name was Green Jellö but had a legal battle with the company and was forced to change their name.

CD's include: 333, Cereal Killer, along with some singles that are nearly impossible to find anywhere. Their song titled "The Bear Song," from the album 333, is in the movie Dumb and Dumber.

Part of their goal as a band was to perform bad music/lyrics and have confused audiences. They prevailed!

GWAR is another band related to Green Jellÿ.
One Green Jelly song is Misadventures of Shitman - "Walking through the plant today, scooping up what gets away. It's poo poo, poo poo."
by calaverasgirl August 22, 2010
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santorum jellyfish

A circular gelatinous blob of santorum that may form on a surface after being expelled from the body.
I accidentally slipped out of my girlfriend last night while we were doing anal and she gave birth to a santorum jellyfish right there on the sheets. It was a very quick labor.
by mrcyn November 19, 2013
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Peanut Grundle and Jelly

The sandwich resulting from applying copious amounts of peanut butter and jelly to the grundle, followed by wiping said peanut butter and jelly off with two slices of bread and consuming the sandwich.

While no true specifics are required, chunky peanut butter and Smucker's jelly are encouraged.
Thomas dared Ben to eat a peanut grundle and jelly sandwich for $50. Ben was hesitant because it was only $50, to which Thomas replied, "Dude, you get a sandwich too."
by tgbt February 7, 2009
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You wish jellyfish

a popular phrase to deny someone of something
"Will you go out with me?", 'You wish jellyfish!'
by Hanrahan May 21, 2008
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