Taiwanese Ladyboy Jerker

How Ryan Porisky really gets his money

"Some of my friends hide in the Philippines but I prefer other places. I'm not known as Ryan out there. I'm the Taiwanese Ladyboy Jerker."

by ImTheManINeverLose December 15, 2018

Jedi Jerker

Someone who masterbates to Star War's characters, such as Princess Leia.

Dude I have a friend named Jacobo, I think he is a Jedi Jerker

by Delane Petersen January 9, 2008

clerk jerker

A person who spends their life getting things for free. Especially from sex

"Wow Caleb is such a clerk jerker"

by 302.di December 7, 2016

Shadow Jerker

Someone who masturbates to the sounds of other people having sex or orgies. Usually in a closet or a dark place.

There goes Alex being a shadow jerker in Sam's and Stephanie's room.

by Floridaboy96 December 19, 2019

Vomit jerker

This is a person who is so vile that whenever you see them vomit literally enters your mouth, this can also be shortened to vj. Vj's are usually greasy mongs but we need a variety of different words for these things!

"Ew Mary, look at that greasy mong over there!" "you are right babe he is a potential vj!" *vj knows that he can do nothing now that he has been diagnosed as a vomit jerker and runs home and is never to be seen again and is shunned by all including his parents*

by Absolutemozza April 26, 2011

twerk jerker

That jerk who always has to demean and criticize other people's ability at twerking or getting twerked on.

(man and woman twerking)
Twerk Jerker: "Aha, wow you guys suck at twerking!"
Man: "Wow, what a fucking twerk jerker"
Woman: "Hey why don't you eat my ass twerk jerker"
(Twerk Jerker proceeds to eat woman's ass)

by flurrr November 10, 2014

vomit jerker

a person so ugly that when you lay eyes on them, you vomit. this person jerks your body to vomit, hence the term vomit jerker. it can also be shortened to VJ

ugh, dan is such a vomit jerker!

by orsasm April 22, 2011