jeffing it

to contribute nothing: useless; to be useless

i was jeffing it in the back when you needed some help

by incomingTRASH February 22, 2010

jeffin'

the act of kissing ass or brown nosing in a persons face when in actuality you have ill feelings toward that person.

being really nice to your boss to get that new opening that you want but behind his back you talk shit about him.

you - "hey boss did you get a new hair cut it looks great"

your boss - "bitch, stop jeffin'"

by t-ryder January 27, 2009

jeffinitely

another word for something jeff would definitely do.

1.when Jeff comes home from school he's jeffinitely gonna take a nap.
2.he's jeffinitely gonna b in a bad mood today.
3.u want a Dr. thunder?
yea, jeff (y'no instead of def)

by cgmeza97 March 5, 2008

Jeffinory

Is a more mature nickname for an older gender mainly male with a more uncommon first names such as Jeffrey, Jeff, Geoff, Geoffrey etc even Jeffeen etc. These are shortened and joined with 'Ifanory' which is from 'Jackanory'... Humoured for them telling stories in all ways whether in a humorous way or formal

Jeffinory tell us a story... Please I look forward to your stories

by franny-Dinky November 21, 2020

Jeffi

Jeffies are opioid analgesic medication synthesized from opium-derived thebaine. In other words any form of opioid medication. Usually in the form of but not limited to; oxycodone or hydrocodone. Many name brands of "Jeffies" are; Oxycontin "The King Jeffi", or weaker forms of "Jeffies" sch as Loraltab or Percocet. Other forms of "Jeffies" are such forms of opioid such as methadone, codeine, morphine, and even on some cases heroin. The name "Jeffi" derives from the people who sell drugs like these. When buying such drugs you have to deal with low life's that aren't legally named "Jeffi" but just look like they should be. This is from things like being overweight and having bent up glasses and being over medicated on Jeffies at all times.

Hey man you wana celebrate and grab a couple jeffies and watch a movie?" or "Dude im so jeffied right now I don't know when I'm asleep or when I'm awake its crazy brah." or "Man I love Jeffies but I hate Jeffi.

by Da Beaks January 21, 2011

Jeffin

Jeffins are one of the most kind boys you'll ever meet. They are sweet, caring, and actually care about you. Jeffin's are different from any other boy, they don't care about looks or body. They'd never ask for nudes. They are very protective of their friends. They are a little quiet and can keep to themselves but are overall just weird, awkward and the most fun. Jeffins make the best jokes. no cap. They will make you laugh until you're crying. They know the most random facts. They also always know the right words to say to calm you down. You can always confide in them and they will only confide in you if the really trust you. They might seem weird at first but give them a chance, they may surprise you.

Person 1: "Did you see that weird dude Jeffin today? Why was he rambling on about some random fact?"
Person 2: "Man, you don't even know him. He's actually pretty cool once you give him a chance."

by avgwhitegurl September 17, 2019

Jeffie

A twenty dollar bill.

First contrived by a man who believed that Jefferson appeared on the twenty. But as we all know Jackson is the president who face dons the twenty. We still use the term today to mock this man.

Man that date was expensive... I almost had to drop an entire Jeffie.

Macdaddies employee: "That'll be $32.09 at the window"
Me: "Damn, that's over two and a half Jeffies."

by Taylor Roberts May 2, 2006