Jeffing

A Kansas City term for "faking" or being fake in general.

" Yo George stop jeffing with Ben, you was just talking bad about this dude a few days ago."

by Gmoney289 January 15, 2018

Jeffrey Dean Morgan

The sexiest man ever. Good friends with Norman Reedus, and looks wonderful when carrying Lucille.

"Damn, Jeffrey Dean Morgan holds that baseball bat like nobody's business!"

by BigBoi492649 June 28, 2018

Jeffrey Epstein

didn't kill himself.

Jeffrey Epstein didn't kill himself.

by mitt namn January 9, 2020

Room Temperature Jeffrey

When one defecates from the top of a ladder onto someone beneath it. The feces hypothetically reaches room temperature once it strikes the recipient. Popularly used as a form of punishment.

Tom: Hey Jeff, it's Tom! What's goin' on?

Jeff: Tom, you didn't match your numbers for this quarters counts.

Tom: Don't worry about it, I'll get 'em done later.

Jeff: You were supposed to have them done yesterday.

Tom: So? You think I care? Have Mike do it then.

Jeff: That's it Tom, get under the ladder.

Tom: C'mon Jeff, please don't.

Jeff: Too bad, under the ladder!

Tom: No, Jeff! Please! I didn't mean it!

Jeff: *grunts*

*splat*

NEXT DAY...

Ralph: Hey Tom... whew... you smell bad.

Tom: Yeah... I got a Room Temperature Jeffrey yesterday.

Ralph: What's that?

by UrbanProphet July 29, 2009

Jeffey Blanket

A sex act: To lie on your partner during intercourse until they pass out, and finishing anyway.

She didn't seem into it, so I hit her with that Jeffey Blanket!

by Alienvomit33 May 25, 2016

Jeffrey Li

an absolute legend that has no dog

Jeffrey LI I love you - Henry the dog

by Jeffrey Li's Number One Fan November 25, 2019

jeffbezosisgonnakillme

Its my dog you shit . Yeah me (shaurya-side note you can look my name def. Its 100% true despite some people say its not) , fiona (yeah she is awesome too) and him share a brain cell now so suck it losers!

Me- iwellcomeupwithajokelater
Okay ill include my dog name jeffbezosisgonnakillme now let me submit it u shit

by Nobodyokaycmonon August 21, 2021