jizz breathing dragon

When someone performing oral sex spits the male's own ejaculation into their face.

"Man, just when I thought I got a nice BJ, this hood rat gave me the jizz breathing dragon. My eyes nearly got stuck shut."

"Call me a sick bastard, but I was hoping I'd get a jizz breathing dragon as a birthday present, but she swallowed instead. I wish my girlfriend could be more adventurous."

by Dr. Walter Fanchy September 21, 2014

jizzanators

They almighty fan base for the god herself, jizzl0rd.

jizzanators, united, powerful, unbreakable.

by pen15g0d September 22, 2018

No jizz Wednesday

When a male or female does not engage in coitus or madturbation on Wednesdays.

Jim: " hey, babe, what are you doing tonight?"

Kim: " I know what you want, but it's No jizz Wednesday"

by wnarer April 3, 2016

jizz jar january

like no nut november, destroy dick december, in this challenge you gotta fill a whole jar by your choice, full of jizz untill the end of january

Yo man are you doing the jizz jar january?
Hell naw, I live with my parents tho.

by ｓｍｅｃｈｅｒｕｌ７４ December 29, 2017

Fantasy Jizz

When a player you have on your fantasy football team scores so many points in a game that it makes you want to jizz (cum) in real life. (When a player gives you "fantasy jizz" you then take a dildo and act like it is that players penis and beat it off and clock yourself in front of everyone until you feel like you have appropriately paid homage to said player)

Sludge-"Le'Veon Bell just scored his third TD of the day, that's 49 points!"
Parker, Daniel, J Watt, Turner- "OMG! That's so much fantasy jizz! Gimme that gay dick!"

by Larry James May 16, 2017

after-jizz

after a guys done jacking off, the little blobs that come out 1 or so minutes later

DICK: "dude i after-jizz last night it sucked cause i got my briefs all wet and jizzy"

by epic player1 May 1, 2009

Jizz Hands

Hands that are covered in a generous layer of semen, usually after having given multiple hand jobs. Jizz hands make completing everyday tasks a real hassle.

*Phone rings*

Mom: "Sweetheart, can you answer my phone. I have jizz hands at the moment. You're father packs one hell of a load!"

Son: "Ok."

*Son answers phone with a fresh pair of jizz hands of his own after spanking his meat, covering the phone in a crucible of hot semen*

by nolstar December 17, 2016