jizzmonkey

Someone who masturbates far too often.

Ben is a jizzmonkey.

by Downvoting Victim September 10, 2006

jizzmonkey

cool dude from the turin brakes forum

by Anonymous September 6, 2003

jackmonkey

A government official who equivocates so as to avoid telling the truth.

The department head gave a long-winded non-answer to the question instead of telling the truth. What a jackmonkey!

by jim cain March 21, 2024