samahan mokong mag jakul

A rare word to be said to a loved one meaning 'I love you so much I will do anything to be with you, I will give to you everything.' It is a forever promise

"samahan mokong mag jakul hindi ko na kaya"
"samahan mokong mag jakul mag pakailanman walang titigil"
"samahan mokong mag jakul sa susunod kantutan naman"

by ttdakss May 30, 2022

Jakul

Slang of "ejaculation" in Philippine English dialect

Maid: Hey did you just jakul?
Bert: Err...
Maid: Your brief smells funky!!!
Bert: Don't tell my parents!!!

by Angeluz February 16, 2009

Jabulate

1. To lightly jab a person or thing in the rib cage area
2. To have intercourse, with or without consent, with a man or woman

1. I jabulated your mom.
2. I jabulated her so hard she screamed

by Notme151 June 14, 2012

Jabulani

When something goes wrong and it's all your fault, it's an excuse to try and rid yourself of any blame. This comes from the 2010 FIFA World Cup where the game ball, named the Jabulani, has been the target of complaint by goalkeepers and players alike to cover up poor play.

Pissed Guy: Dude, you just rear-ended my car!
Other Guy: It wasn't my fault, it was the Jabulani.

Teacher: You just failed the last test. Did you just not choose to study?!
Student: I studied all night. It was the Jabulani.

English Commentator: Bloody hell, Rob Green just let in an easy goal! He's a very skilled keeper so it must just be that Jabulani

by FIFAJMF June 14, 2010

Defi-jaculate

(v) To spontaneously defacate while ejaculating

Last night, Lorenzo was sucking my cock and I defi-jaculated all over his chest, some call this the cousin of the Cleveland Steamer.

by J-Ru October 15, 2003

Jattle

Jattle: A fight predominantly featuring those of the Jewish population. A portmanteau word coming from “Jewish” and “Battle”.

Man, those Rabbi's got into one hell of a Jattle after they disagreed on how best to celebrate the Sabbath.

by MIRIAMWEBSTER.OFFICIAL May 28, 2018

Jabulile

Joy

Ngi Jabulile today

by anonymous January 26, 2021