Your insane Jarvis

The act in when Jarvis farts and rotates his head 187 degrees until he starts to propell away using his head and his brother Faze Kay goes 'your insane Jarvis' and then Jarvis gets permanently banned from fortnite for life.

Jarvis-poop FART *starts flying*
Faze Kay-Your insane JARVIS

by Your insane November 8, 2019

banana jarvis

The act of gently and methodically placing ones penis upon a woman's taint and resting it for a prolonged period of time. Can be man on man, however this is not as common

"Justin was so romantic last night, he graced me with an hour long banana Jarvis"

by Drunk dump and the sea hag September 18, 2013

jarvis

Jarvis is a Norman French surname (last name) linked to Saint Gervasius. Its latin meaning is "He who is skilled with a spear." Basically, "Jarvis" means "Bad Ass" or "Not to be Fucked wit."

Never call him Travis or Gervais (from Survivor).

Everybody I know named "Jarvis" is a freakin' bad ass.

by J. Jones February 15, 2006

harpo jarvey

unknown, rare object, frequently includes free custom fish pillow

"Craigslist: For sale original HARPO JARVEY with custom fish pillows. I hate to sell it but due to the slow economy I must depart with my beloved Harpo Jarvey"

by Tim is Kitty September 5, 2009

Jarvan IV

A character in League of Legends who can jump 800 feet and stab you with a long stick.

Top laner: Jarvan IV is coming to mid
Mid laner: *Ghost's out of lane*

by A Very Long Stick August 17, 2018

Jarvic

He is known as the twerking master.

He guides people to the right path by using his pure handsomeness. He seems like a quiet person at first but when you get to know him, he'll gladly share his wit to you.

Though he is called the the twerking master, watching him twerk is now exclusive to the chosen one.

Jarvic passed-by and my ass was immediately blessed.

by ttjokesfunni November 23, 2021

Jarvis

Jarvis' are usually quite tall and not the skinniest but not the fattest either. Jarvis' are usually very sexy and are totall chick magnets. They are also very protective over they're friends and/or girlfriend. They often take extra time in the morning and before special occasions to look nice for the ladies.

jarvis strong

by Sexymanj123 May 13, 2014