jargon

Technical terms used in a genre.

"Wow, that guy's spitting computer jargon!"

by Goushuu-Jin October 9, 2003

Jargonista

A person who is able to use a variety of technical terms to ultimately say nothing meaningful, but somehow still manages to satisfactorily answer questions from senior management, all while sipping a Venti, sugar-free, non-fat, vanilla soy, double shot, decaf, no foam, extra hot, Peppermint White Chocolate Peppermint Mocha with light whip, upside-down, 1 pump of peppermint, 1 and 3/8 pumps vanilla, heavy whip-cream, 3 ice cubes, 1/4 teaspoon Nutmeg sprinkled on top, with green sprinkles, light cinnamon dusted on, stirred, with no lid, double cupped, and a straw

Gary is the ultimate jargonista. He was able to deflect each of Claire's questions with a bunch of mis-used and non-sensical technical terms without spilling his latest barista creation.

by Furry Trout August 14, 2011

Jargon

jar.gon Any complicated word specific to one category of expertise.
i.e. Medicine: Medical jargon would be a complicated diagnosis or term used by a doctor nurse or someone involved in the medical community. Jargon is typically used by douchebags who think they're hot shit by knowing words you don't, when in reality they are just gay.

Person 1: Ow man, my head hurts.
Person 2(douchebag): Ahh, you mean your cranium.
Person 1: Don't bring that shit here, throwing down some straight up medical jargon.

by defusious January 7, 2009

Jagoon

Jagoon (Pronounced Ja - goon) stands for a worthless person.

Jack is a jagoon.

My company is filled with jagoons.

Hope I don't have to work with those jagoons.

by JuanPablo#1 May 5, 2009

jargoning

To use jargon specific to an area of expertise you and at least one of the people you're talking to understands that is unfamiliar to other people around you; thus excluding them from your conversation.

Civil engineering student 1: "Hey, check out that spiral reinforced column over there, I wonder what the dead load is on that member?"

Civil engineering student 2: "About as much as I load on your mom every night."

Dumbass arstie: "Despite the jargoning, I understand you just burned your friend pretty good, huh?"

by Swyss April 28, 2007

Jargoogle

to accidentally mistype a word or phrase into a search engine box and be confused, surprised or horrified by the results.

Derived from jargogle (obscure): to confuse or jumble, conjoined with a rather well known internet company.

"Errm, I meant to type Spaghetti with Cockles. I think I just jargoogled that, I looked at the images and obviously Rule 34 applies." >.<

(example based on real life experience, i'm now scarred forever and will get naughty thoughts eating pasta)

by janiceledarke December 31, 2010

jargon slap

(v): to use highly technical language to conceal information or to highlight a person's lack of knowledge.

I just jargon slapped your friend because he dropped out of college.

by katie&morgan February 5, 2012