9th january

ask your crush out cuz why not

"hey so wanna go out?"
"sorry im bu-"
"its 9th january so u have to go out with me"

by aftussy4life February 15, 2022

9th January

People born on this day are real assholes.

"Did you hear? That person was born on 9th January." "What a badass!"

by cartman.is.gay March 14, 2022

January 9th

January 9th is National Durag day everyone will wear a durag , boys and girls

Aye you know January 9th is National Durag day ?!!!!

by Hammer053 December 22, 2019

January 9th

national make out with your friend nick day, if you have a friend name nick give the b#tch a smooch

bob: hey homie *kiss*
Nick: nice
bob: happy January 9th

by jacob the toad eater January 8, 2022

January 9th, National Fuck a Furry Day

On January 9th, despite views on your future sexual orientation, you are highly encouraged to hit up a furry and have some intimate relationships with them!

January 9th, National Fuck a Furry Day
Todd: Oh shit dude, its January 9th, we gotta fuck a furry!
Jerald: Dude you gotta get a big one, last year was some scrawny white dude who smelled like a day old four loko

by ffaiit January 5, 2024

January 9th

Boys don’t be a pussy and ask that Girl out

Jayden: do you have something to say to me Elliott it’s January 9th
Elliott: Jayden I actually like you

by Jaydenthatbitch January 1, 2022

January 9th

If your name is Easton and you were born on this day you are gay. :)
And you are also a maniac crackhead and like getting high on Coka Cola :)
And you like ripping soda cans in half.

Person: Bro Easton was born on January 9th
Other Person: That means that he is gay, and is a crackhead!
Person: Ha! I knew it!

by ThatCrazyChild_24 March 4, 2022