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Janine

Janine (from Hebrew: 'gift') is the most amazing and most stunning girl on the planet.
She is unique and will inspire you forever once you met her.

Next to her wonderful eyes, her angelic face and a body as perfectly shaped as no other woman's, she has got the biggest, warmest and most loving heart ever.

Janine makes you feel safe, loved and cares about you like nobody else ever could.
She is the dream partner of every man and makes you genuinely happy every day for the rest of your life.
From the moment you hear her incomparably sweet voice you are all fallen for her.

Besides all these great characteristics Janine is also having the greatest music taste in the world and her alternative style with goth'-influences make her the most adorable person.
Janine's jokes are epic as she has got a great sense for humour but sometimes she can also be slightly sarcastic. But even then Janine stays a cute teddybear.

She is also very much into pizza and lasagna what is very rare but fantastic!

Altogether there are a billion more reasons why Janine is true and pure perfection.
Nobody could ever compete with Janine. She's exceptional!

-D
I love you, Janine.
by Janine's David January 24, 2018
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Janine date

A date in which the mother tags along but it is okay because she ends up paying for everything.
Yea bro her and her mom picked me up and we went out to see a show. It was a total Janine date but I didn't have to spend anything so it's all good.
by Chuckbad April 19, 2017
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Janine

Funny, outgoing, sexy, really bitchy, but somewhat lovable. Hates aris and loves to tease and flirt. Always is a smart cookie but can be a bitch about it.
A: Look at that girl

B: Wow, she's probably a Janine
by janineluvsyou May 28, 2009
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jankiness

The state of being janky. Used to describe an amount or a level within that state -- studied by a jankologist.
-House guest surveying the couch he or she will be sleeping on-
"What is this jankiness?"

-Surveying the theme park that I just paid $50 to get into-
"This is an incredibly high level of jankiness."
by DL Smith September 1, 2008
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janine

Aka known as "Mrs.Ling" at 1st sight seems innocent later revealing her crazy ass side. she is sexy asf and is petty
Cynthia : you know my friend Janine
bob: Yeah that crazy bitch
by linda marie jones September 24, 2016
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Janine

quenten: "yo check out the tiddies on that Janine over there"
chad: "AY JANINE GET THEM TIDDIES OVER HERE"
by Lupindakaas May 11, 2021
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Janine

The biggest milf that has ever existed. Used in comparison to either a single mom or a mom that is just so hot that her husband is not interesting.
Joe: Have you seen that milf behind the target checkout?
Jonas: Yeah damn she's almost hotter than Janine.
by The truthspeaker January 31, 2022
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