The best girlfriend you could ever possibly want to have, or ask for. Although she'll probably try to leave you, and you'll probably try to leave her, you realize that nothing could be better, and you'd be an idiot to let her go. Also can mean; sexy, smart, funny, kind, loving, creative, amazing.
Girl: Hey did you see that really awesome chick over there?
Jan's Girlfriend: Oh yeah I did, she was totally a Jan!
Jan's Girlfriend: Oh yeah I did, she was totally a Jan!
by randall27 September 21, 2010
Abbreviation for the JERK AND NAP, a classic case of male staining. All men are familiar with it (even if they lie about it).
The jerk and nap refers to the repeated cycle of masterbation and rest that men occasionally go through. It is the reason your man is late to dinner or your recital, hasn't done the dishes, and not in the mood for sex.
The jerk and nap refers to the repeated cycle of masterbation and rest that men occasionally go through. It is the reason your man is late to dinner or your recital, hasn't done the dishes, and not in the mood for sex.
Daniel: yo, where's nick? He's gonna miss the wedding.
John: what do you think, Daniel?
Daniel: goddamn you're right, that sloppy bastard is probably doing the JAN as we speak.
John: what do you think, Daniel?
Daniel: goddamn you're right, that sloppy bastard is probably doing the JAN as we speak.
by D.ArhV5 September 15, 2019
To get severely owned by a jewish lady who has hit menopause and has occasional bipolar moments like Mrs. Telles.
Stephanie: "Wow I got janned today again! All because of Monissa!"
Monissa: "AHAHAHA YOU GOT JANNED MAN!"
Monissa: "AHAHAHA YOU GOT JANNED MAN!"
by jannedman09 March 10, 2009
by benth March 14, 2009
by ishma.is.jann October 30, 2010
a person who is definetly a hard rock fan. he will say to everyone he likes punk but deep down he knows he cant resist hard rock. jans tend to say bad things about medical schools so dont talk to them if u are in one!
by urbandictionary254 December 08, 2020
Jan she’s a caring,kind,gorgeous,incredible women she loves her family more than anything and if you mess with her family you will know what’s coming. She loves giving as much as she loves receiving . She’s a party animals at times and you can have a good laugh with her. All the want to be her and all the boys want her. She’s got a heart of gold!!🥰
by Messingaround123 January 03, 2019