jankenstein

anyone showing janky behavior or doing something jank or janktified to a unbelievable degree.

Can you believehe came up in here wearing that bullshit, looking like jankenstein himself.

You locked ya keys in the car with the car running? That's that jankenstein shit right there.

by King Swag July 30, 2008

jackend

same as a jackday except over the course of a weekend. Therefore, no human contact of any kind for more than 2 hours in a 48-hour period. Or in the case of long weekends, 2 hours in a 72-hour period or 3 hours in a 96-hour period.

You must have had at least 3 sessions on every jackday of the jackend in order for it to be considered a true jackend.

If you have one session for every 3 hours of the jackend - you have had an EPIC jackend! this does not mean you must have a session every hours, only that if you divide the total number of hours by 3, you should have had at least that many sessions to be considered and EPIC jackend. For example, 48 hours = 16 sessions, 72 hours = 24 sessions, 96 hours = 32 sessions

Dude 1: "dude, didn't see you this weekend, what's up?"

Dude 2: "oh man, i haven't hit anything for a month - my balls were smurfed they were so blue. I had a total EPIC jackend, man."

by jackask September 4, 2012

jankety (JANG-keh-TEE)

junky meets rickety with skanky overtones

moisha was adament about not crossing the border in such a jankety car.

by jay lassiter January 31, 2004

janked up

When something is messed up

That car was all janked up.

I can't believe he did that, thats just janked up.

by dtown April 2, 2004

Jangen

The feeling of or act of being dead inside. A portmanteau of the last names "Tangen" and "Joffre".

Student 1: "Hey, how are you feeling? I know your AP Lang test was yesterday."
Student 2: *Sighs* "Well, I'm just jangen."

by necromancyredux September 7, 2018

bartholomew jinkens simpson jr. III of united kingdom (consisting) of great britain and northern ireland

a based individual

Bartholomew jinkens simpson jr. III of united kingdom (consisting) of great britain and northern ireland is bisexual.

by melonboiReal March 4, 2023

Jankees

The word Mexicans used to describe the New York Yankees. For some odd reason, Mexicans can't pronounce Y's and often replace the letter with a J.

Hey Pablo, I love the Jankees.

by Jay Knockers April 6, 2008