Jagtap

a major bitch that everyone can't stop loving. despite being bitchy he is a great friend and very very good with money. indian

Dude you're such a Jagtap, but I love you.

by SarahM. January 24, 2011

jamtart

Idiot. Dumbass person

1. That kid is a jamtart.
2. Look at the kid cutting his finger off, what a jamtart.

by Andy W November 23, 2003

Jamtard

Ignorant young folk; naive persons in their teens or younger

1)"You want me for something? Jamtard!Jamtard!Jamtard!Jamtard!Jamtard!
2) The old woman stepped out of her car and screamed at the young boys "Jamtard!"

by Randomdude1111 June 12, 2011

jamtart

younger version of a tart, 11teen to 17, anyone in this age group that wanders into your site while your looking for ladies... you should be disappointed and turn away

1st dude in car: hey whats that up ahead?
2nd: wtf? man thats a jamtart!
1st: fuck! dam jamtarts!

by Kenladin October 15, 2004

jamtart

A Child under five constantly in public with Jam on his or her face. Jamtart's are often slathered with jam as they are temperamental children and Mom is too tired to fight the child by washing the face area, parent gives up the 'pressure' of presenting child in public.

Sally never knew that washing a child's face could be such an ordeal, instead to ease her mental pain, she let him run free around town as a Jamtart Baby.

by CRomeo April 2, 2007

Jartapotmous

the jartapotomous is something that inhabitates the Fox Chapel area. He is originally from Q'doba, Waterworks but has been seen lately at the Pittsburgh Field Club and Fox Chapel Golf Club. He eats mostly gypsy tears and burrittos. Many think he is a hippotamous but only a close relative. One of the many hobbies of the jartapotomous is Halo Reach.

The team was playing well untill the saw a Jartapotmous.

by The SSA Captain October 9, 2010

Jambaphobia

Hatred and loathing for the workers at Jamba Juice. Fear of Jamba Juice.

I have such Jambaphobia these days since they keep screwing up my order!!

by Jambajuicehater August 23, 2016