Japanese Blindfold

A well known Japanese wedding custom where the groom sits on the brides head until his anus covers her eyes blinding her from all other potential suitors. This may be accompanied by a Fukushima Release Valve.

That was the most beautiful Japanese Blindfold I've ever seen performed!

by Penis Curtains January 19, 2021

jalapeno torpedo

Steaming fecal matter ejected from ones anus into the pipeline underground

I just dispatched a spicy hot jalapeno torpedo into the bowels of the underworld after eating three enchiladas from taco hell 🔥

by Jimbo Jones the third 2.0 December 21, 2022

Janane

The definition of intelligence and beauty.

This piece of artwork just sweeps an aura of Janane over me.

by Mindayum June 23, 2010

Pulling a Japanese

Is when you look up a female's skirt.

Guy #1 "OH! What's is he doing?"
Guy #2 "He's pulling a Japanese."

by Tootall1990 May 16, 2010

jalapeñis

A medical affliction caused to a man when he touches jalapeño and then forgets to wash his hands before using the bathroom.

jalapeñis is A medical affliction caused to a man when he touches jalapeño and then forgets to wash his hands before using the bathroom.

by EOC September 19, 2013

jalene

A hot girl who can pull almost anyone. A jalene is very smart and is loved by everyone.Jalene's are very hardworking and won't stop something until it's finished.

dang is that a jalene

by Abcdefghijklomnopqurstuvwxyz12 April 11, 2016

Jalani

"Mighty Warrior" aka the realest nigga put there. Nobody fucks with Jalani because Jalani is a beast. You mess with Jalani you mess with their crew.

"Damn, he's the Jalani on the block."
"This kingpin is a real Jalani!"

by I knows November 21, 2014