Also called J-Town.
Capital city of Indonesia.
One of the busiest cities in the world.
If you can drive in Jakarta, you can drive anywhere else. It's so true.
This could be the best and the worst place you could ever go. You can find the nicest- coolest people in this city but also rude ones who don't give a crap about you.
The city where money talks and takes control.
UPS: beautiful and wild nightlife, awesome shopping spots, coolest music and fashion scene, best malls in the South East Asia!
DOWNS: traffic jams, busy, crowded, polluted city.
But it's always party in Jakarta!
Capital city of Indonesia.
One of the busiest cities in the world.
If you can drive in Jakarta, you can drive anywhere else. It's so true.
This could be the best and the worst place you could ever go. You can find the nicest- coolest people in this city but also rude ones who don't give a crap about you.
The city where money talks and takes control.
UPS: beautiful and wild nightlife, awesome shopping spots, coolest music and fashion scene, best malls in the South East Asia!
DOWNS: traffic jams, busy, crowded, polluted city.
But it's always party in Jakarta!
Guy A: You know what? I got stuck in traffic jam for 3 hours straight this morning.
Guy B: Well, what do you expect? It's fucking Jakarta!
Guy B: Well, what do you expect? It's fucking Jakarta!
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