jakulito

Adopted name of certain people obsessed with masturbation (specifically males).

Also, name of an individual claiming of "Deletion of Elitist Scums".

Part of the Subahismo Network.

JaK for short.

I am Jakulito.

Jakulito says you got owned.

JaK from Minitokyo sucks.

by Jakulito June 25, 2007

jakub

Someone who can be a complete asshole at times but also very caring at other times. He truly thinks turkey is, in fact, sex. When jakub speaks everyone listens because it's always a neat random fact. He never knows how to spell right and he thinks the tables change when they do indeed turn.

I was talking to jakub on house party and he told me how he loves girls with huge pupils

by alix02 December 21, 2016

Jakub

A polish guy who always wears the same black Woolley hat, even when he is indoors.Some say that he is immune to overheating!!!

Girl 1:I have a really embarrassing haircut.what should I do?
Girl 2: just do a jakub

by Wisewisdom January 24, 2014

Jakub

A polish person with a huge dick who always talks to a bunch of girls and has a friend that is a pedophile every one knows a jakub

Damn did you see what jakub did

by Polishpunisher January 11, 2020

Jakub

A really super cool Solon guy

That jakub is really cool

by Navan January 18, 2004

Dirty jakub

When a curly haired immigrant (usually polish)gets some hot cheetos and shuves it down his willy hole.then he puts his mums huge pink dildo up his arse and fucks his sister called victoria

Jakub loves being a dirty jakub

by Grandadshagger420 February 1, 2021

Jakuba

A based god-like entity that has powers beyond our mortal minds. His epic feats were foretold nearly 5,000 years ago in the Epic of Gilgamesh.

And so they traveled until they reached Uruk.
There Gilgamesh the king said to the boatman:

“Study the brickwork, study the fortification;
climb the ancient staircase to the terrace;

study how it is made; from the terrace see
the planted and fallow fields, the ponds and orchards.

One league is the inner city, another league

is orchards; still another the fields beyond;

over there is the precinct of the temple. . . . ,
Three leagues and the temple precinct of Ishtar.”

Measure Uruk, the city of Gilgamesh

-The Epic of Jakuba.

by I'VE SEEN FOOTAGE April 1, 2019