jackelin

She is beautiful and smart. She’s super fun to be around. She is very sensitive, so if u mess up you’ve lost her. She loves her friends and special someone’s. She gives her heart out for her special someone. She cares about everyone. If you come across her keep her because she’s one in a million!

Jackelin is so nice and beautiful!

by Jessleonbrooks February 19, 2019

Ice cream Jacket

Condom, or some ghetto form of birth control

I was going to have sex, so I put on an "ice cream jacket"

by Carlypants March 30, 2011

Russian Jacket

When you drink so much that you no longer have the need to wear a jacket.

Guy 1: "Bro, its pretty cold out. Aren't you cold?"
Guy 2: "It's all good bro, I got on my Russian jacket."

by R4TCHIT February 12, 2013

Pork Scotch Jacket

A snot-coloured hi-viz jacket worn by fat ugly security guards who are terrified of rain. The Pork Scotch Jacket will be worn whatever the weather because the slightest bit of rain is a complete catastrophe to the fat bastard who cries himself to sleep wishing he was back in South Africa where his boyfriends live.

What's this fat old twat wearing? Looks like an overcoat made of snot.

Its a Pork Scotch Jacket. Although its a hundred degrees in the shade there's still a chance a drop of rain might come along to ruin the fat ugly bastard's year.

by Kenny Spoffo-Grumpbeetle August 6, 2009

Jacked

Having huge muscles (i.e. "jacks")

Greg: "Baby, you think I look swole today?"
Tabitha: "Hell yeah, sugar - you are JACKED!"

by Greg's Girl July 14, 2009

Jaide

Jaides look cold and scary at first but when you get to know them, you actually find a goofy and loud person. Jaides aren't afraid to speak their mind and don't care who they offend while they're at it. If a Jaide "offends" you she's probably telling the truth. Jaides are the most obnoxious and loud people in the whole world but in the end she'll always win you over by making you laugh. Jaides are the type of people you see on the streets and wonder secretly if they're high on something. She is a confident and overly extra person you'll meet. Guys will trash-talk her mostly because they can't get laid or have gotten friend zoned by her. Jaides have high-standards, if you ever think of getting with a Jaide, make sure you're up to them :) Jaides hate a lot of people. You're lucky if you're not one of them. She will mostly describe other people who aren't her friends "gay" "desperate" "Annoying". Some of the phrases she uses are "That's a problem" "True" "So gay". Don't mess with a Jaide, or her friends because she'll probably come after you if you do.

"Do you know Jaide?"

"Yeah you?"

"Yeah wait didn't you get friend-zoned by her?"

"Didn't you?"

by life:) June 16, 2018

Mommy Jacked

When someone posts an update on Facebook and people reply about their children and really nothing to do with what the status was about.

Happy Veteran's Day!

Reply- Oh, yes it's my babies 6 months of being born today, so thankful. Happy Veterans day to you to.
(You're post just got Mommy jacked)

by agentrant February 3, 2012