Jaff the Bannana man

an insain evil over loard who is addicted to bannanas and is 10th most powerfull in the elite group

morris "hey have you seen jaff around?"
jaff the bannana man "ITS JAFF THE BANNANA MAN TO YOU"

by JurassicR May 28, 2019

jaff’d

to completely murder a meal

*finishes meal with a clean plate*
“jaff’d.”

by shnip shnip December 15, 2021

On your jaff

To be on your own - without any friends

"Are you on your jaff?"

"Hurry up mate, I'm all on my jaff"

by MrPixel April 24, 2018

Jaffy

Jaffy is a name derived from the ancient Palestinian port city of Jaffa located seaward of Tel-Aviv the largest city in Israel. Japho (Jaffo translated in Greek) is also in reference to this ancient city located on the Mediterranean Sea.

Jaffa was a stopping point for Christians on the pilgrimage to Jerusalem. This region is the cradle of Freemasonry and where the Knights of the Templar discovered King Solomon's treasure.

Jaffy is a name for someone from this region or with ties to this historically rich and fascinating part of the world.

"I feel like King Solomon or another Jaffy looking out over the sea on the walls of Jaffa"

"Lets go ask Jaffy how they built these sea walls that have lasted centuries"

by Alexandro Sicily July 18, 2020

Faisel Jaffer

A Toronto urban myth, supposedly a large half man half bear that breathes fire and has the ability to manipulate your mind in a way similar to large quantities of LSD. Supposedly has fought a pack of wolves, a tiger, a lion, and the three bears simultaneously. Also said to have survived being hit by a moving truck, the truck was destroyed, he didn't have a scratch.

I'm sick of hearing all these stupid exaggerated stories about "Faisel Jaffer" clearly he didn't do any of this stuff, and clearly hes not a real person

by Shin Ta November 10, 2008

jafflechute

A jaffle attached to a parachute. Prone to wind and unfortunately placed window ledges. An idea founded in Melbourne and an actual thing.

www.jafflechutes.com

"I had a jafflechute for dinner last night. It got stuck in a tree, but I threw my shoe at it and it eventually came down"

by karmabox October 12, 2013

Jaffasexual

When a Jaffa is romatically or sexually attracted to another Jaffa. Often occurs in a polyamorie, containing 3 Jaffas.

Jaffa: Did you see Jaffa yesterday? I really want to make out now.

Jaffa: You're... also Jaffasexual? :flushed:

Jaffa(but in blue): We all could just- ...make out together? :flushed:

jaffa: :flushed:
Jaffa: :flushed:

by Anna-senpai August 23, 2020