Jackwack

A clean version for those jackass fuckers that drive you nuts to the point of road rage but you dare not call them that because virgin ears are sitting in the back seat

son of a...stupid jackwack! Get off the road!!

by bigwhitepimpdaddy November 18, 2010

jacktrack

An inspirational soundtrack for one to use as a masterbatory aid.

I lit some candles and incense and put on some Sade to get my jacktrack rollin'.

by JoesephBloseph December 14, 2009

jackalackin

Masturbating to a student handbook or other non pornographic material. Aka your a fucking fag

You memorized the student handbook? No my friend did he was jack, jackalackin around to it.

by Deebobo2003 February 4, 2016

jackchickery

The use of an entertainment medium, especially comics, to proselytize a religious viewpoint to the exclusion of all else, usually resulting in a mediocre product. Named after Christian "cartoonist" Jack Chick, creator of those ubiquitous little religious tracts.

"I loved B.C. back when I was young, but in recent years, it's descended into nothing but preaching and jackchickery."

by Angry cartoonist April 14, 2007

jackelhackel

Jakcelhackel is a guy that named jackel that uses his hackel device to hackel the jackels

rainbow 6 siege

operator :Jackelhackel

by Finnie81 December 7, 2018

Flap his JackJack

A specific form of male masturbation where you slap your dick from side to side between each hand until the preg nog is released. (Technique usually hits its usage peak from around December 1st through December 7th.

Dan got so inspired while baking sensually enticing pancakes for breakfast on December 1st that he decided to Flap his JackJack before sitting down to a nice meal.

by DirtyDan8 November 13, 2019

JackPack

A masturbation kit consisting of tissues and lotion.

"I need to stop by Target on the way home and grab a JackPack.

by linesteppersteve September 29, 2015