jacktard

Combination of a jack ass and a retard

You jacktard you really dont know what your doing do you?

by Boogyman August 21, 2003

fucking jacktard

The most extreme variety of fucktard. There's always one nearby who won't shut up.

STFU you fucking jacktard before I donkey punch you.

by Hannibal March 29, 2003

jacktard

When you are such a dumb ass that calling you a jackass or a tard isn't enough.

Yo that dude is the biggest jacktard I have ever seen.

by Doug LPD August 16, 2006

junkstand

A handstand where the guy is naked with all of his junk hanging down.

Bro, Steve just did a junkstand in front of all those girls bro!

by J1Dopeman March 25, 2007

Jackston

The school drug dealer

"that nigga got gas"
"musta got it from jackston"

by GodsBodaciousBoner October 29, 2018

Blow jack stand off

Where some people are robbing a place and get surrounded by the police and to pass the time they blow jack all the hostages.

It was a blow jack stand off.

by Judge dredd7 April 25, 2011

Jacktard

a mixture between a jack ass and a retard

Your such a jacktard

by t_buck09 December 13, 2007